柯南脱口秀

A surgeon in California accidentally removed a prison inmate's wrong kidney.

加州一名外科医师 不小心切错了一名犯人的肾脏

Either that or a kidney just pulled off the most amazing prison escape in history.

要么 就是那颗肾完成了史上最赞的越狱

Think about it,Think about it,Think about it.

好好想想啊

The kidney is like,take the right one,yeah.I'm out of here!Drove away.

那颗肾说 摘右边那颗啦 我走喽 开车逃了

In Britain,that's right,in Britain,that's where we are now in monologue,In Britain,

英国 独白说到那儿了 在英国

I travel wherever I wish.

我想去哪去哪

In Britain,it's now illegal to view bondage porn.It's illegal,yeah.

英国现在把看捆绑黄片列为非法 非法的

And if you're caught,you will be led away with no handcuffs.Thank you.

如果你被发现了 警方不会用手铐带走你 谢谢

Thank you very much.I heard some boos in there but I don't care.

非常感谢 似乎有些嘘声 但我不在意

A man in Cleveland proposed to his fiancee with the help of an elaborate Christmas-themed musical performance.See that sweet.

克利夫兰一男子用精心编排的圣诞主题音乐剧表演向女友求婚 多棒啊

yeah,the woman said,no thanks,you're clearly gay.True story.

女友说还是免了 你显然是基佬 真的

I want to mention something that's getting a lot of attention.

我想提一件颇受关注的事

Discovery channel,you all watch the discovery channel?

大家看探索频道吗

Ok,don't worry,I can add applause later.

没事 回头编辑时我再加上掌声

Oh，man,only we could.That would be great.

如果真能就好了

词汇解析

1、escape

逃离;逃脱

A prisoner has escaped from a jail in northern England.

一名囚犯从英格兰北部的一所监狱中越狱。

They are reported to have escaped to the other side of the border.

有报道称他们已经逃过了国境线。

躲过;逃脱;幸免

The two officers were extremely lucky to escape serious injury.

那两名警官极其幸运，没有受重伤。

The man's girlfriend managed to escape unhurt.

那个男人的女朋友成功逃脱，毫发无损。

脱身之术;逃避的方法

But for me television is an escape.

但是对我而言，看电视是一种逃避的方法。

an escape from the depressing realities of wartime.

对于战时令人抑郁的现实生活的一种逃避

2、elaborate

复杂的

an elaborate research project.

复杂的研究计划

an elaborate ceremony that lasts for eight days.

持续8天的繁琐典礼

（计划、系统、程序等）繁复的，详尽的，过于复杂的

elaborate efforts at the highest level to conceal the problem.

最高层为了隐瞒问题而挖空心思

an elaborate management training scheme for graduates.

针对毕业生的详尽的管理培训计划

精心制作;详细计划;进一步完善

His task was to elaborate policies which would make a market economy compatible with a clean environment.

他的任务是制定详细政策，使得市场经济和清洁环境能够共存。

the plan elaborated by the five permanent members of the UN Security Council.

由联合国安全理事会5个常任理事国详细制定的方案

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