柯南脱口秀

35 dollars for peanut butter? I got 1.23 dollar Jiffy inside.

破花生酱要收我35美元 我家有1.23美元的杰菲花生酱

Then he tells me it's 75 dollars per possum that he removes.

没除掉一只负鼠要收我75美元

Where are you taking the possum?

你要把负鼠送去哪里

He says I drive them 35 miles away,I let them go in Malibu.

他说 我开到35英里之外 在马布里放生

I don't believe a word this guy is telling me.

我才不要相信那家伙的话呢

I think he goes down the block,let's it out.

我觉得他会走到街口就把它放掉

He is making 75 dollars on the same possum.I said,do you think I'm dumb?

然后靠这同一只负鼠再赚75美元 我说 你以为我傻啊

First one we catch,I spray paint it.I'm pegging the possum.

抓到第一只之后 我要给它喷漆 我要追溯这只负鼠

The guy came over,I have never seen a blue one before.

那家伙过来说 我以前没见过蓝色的负鼠

I say yeah,If I see it again,we're going to have a problem.Now take the thing to Malibu.

我说 对 如果我再见到它 我可不会放过你 把它送到马里布去吧

I don't know if you people ever had like a trap in your yard.

不知道你们家院子里有没有陷阱

It brings excitement to the house.

陷阱会给家里带来刺激

A few hours,me and my wife were going to the window.Did we catch anything out there?

几小时后 我和老婆走到窗前 我们抓到什么了吗

词汇解析

1、believe

相信；认为

Experts believe that the coming drought will be extensive.

专家们认为即将发生的旱灾将侵袭大片地区。

I believe you have something of mine.

我想你拿了我什么东西。

相信（某人或某人的话）

He did not sound as if he believed her.

他听起来似乎并不相信她。

Never believe anything a married man says about his wife.

永远不要相信一个已婚男人说的任何有关他妻子的话。

（表示惊奇）难以置信

Many officers I spoke to found it hard to believe what was happening around them.

很多和我谈过的官员都觉得发生在他们周围的事情令人难以置信。

I was a physical and emotional wreck — I still can't believe how I ever got any work done.

我那时身心俱疲——现在还难以相信我是怎么把一些事情做成的。

2、spray

水花;飞沫

The moon was casting a rainbow through the spray from the waterfall.

月亮在瀑布溅起的水雾上照出了一道彩虹。

The rope whipped clear of the water, throwing up a spray of droplets.

绳子猛地甩过水面，带起一片水珠。

喷,喷洒（液体）

A sprayer hooked to a tractor can spray five gallons onto ten acres.

用拖拉机牵引的喷雾器可以将 5 加仑药水喷洒在 10 英亩田地上。

Two inmates hurled slates at prison officers spraying them with a hose.

两名囚犯朝着用水管向他们喷水的狱警们扔石板瓦。

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