柯南脱口秀

What else is going on?Supreme court weighing gay marriage.Thinking about gay marriage.

还有什么 最高法院在商榷同性恋婚姻一事 在思考同性恋婚姻问题

This week supreme court deliberations on gay marriage have apparently revealed great divisions between justices Antonin Scalia and Anthony Kennedy.

本周最高法院针对同性恋婚姻的审议据称出现了很大分歧 分歧在安托尼·斯卡利亚和安东尼·肯尼迪两位大法官之间产生

yeah，So I guess their engagement is off.That was silly.

看来他俩的婚是结不成了 二死了

Apple watch,is the apple watch out yet?You hear about the apple watch?I'm not sure.

苹果手表 发售了吗 你听说苹果手表的消息了吗 不知道

I think the apple watch is about to come out or it's out already.

苹果手表好像要发售了 要么就是已经在发售了

No one knows.Does anyone here have an apple watch yet?People are just yelling at me,it's out.

没人知道 在座有人已经有苹果手表了吗 大家都在冲我喊 已经发售了

Those are the people that don't exercise.They're like,it's out.Apple watch is out.

那些不锻炼的人 大喊 发售了 苹果手表已经在发售了

That's not a great ad for apple.People's attitude,it's out.

这可不是什么好广告 大家就这个态度

There's no sense of excitement there.No,no.

毫无兴奋感 是啊

Here's the latest on the apple watch,kids.Apple,hey,gang,gather around,you see.

这是苹果手表的最新消息 孩子们 各位 过来啊

Apple has banned fart sound apps from being downloaded to the apple watch.You can't do that.

苹果屏蔽了放屁声应用软件 不可将其下载到苹果手表上 不能这么做

Which is why I will be buying the Samsung fart watch myself.That's what one I'm going to get.

所以我要去买三星的放屁手表 我要去买那个

it's actually the fart series four.Sure.It's fart-o-clock.

其实是放屁系列第四代 嗯 屁点了

Hey Andy,really,it's that time?yeah,it's half past fart.very nice.We're adults.

安迪 真的 都这时候了吗 是啊 屁点半了 很好 我们是成年人

词汇解析

1、go on

继续做

Unemployment is likely to go on rising this year.

今年的失业人数可能会继续上升。

I'm all right here. Go on with your work.

我这里很好，你继续工作吧。

进行；发生

While this conversation was going on, I was listening with earnest attention.

这场对话进行的时候，我聚精会神地听着。

I don't know what's going on.

我不知道发生了什么事。

（做完某事后）进而，接着（做另一件事）

Alliss retired from golf in 1969 and went on to become a successful broadcaster.

阿利斯于1969年从高尔夫球界退役，继而成为一名成功的节目主持人。

She went on to say that she had discussed it with the Canadian foreign minister.

她接着又说她已同加拿大外长就此进行了磋商。

2、come out

(书或光盘)出版，发行

The book comes out this week.

这本书本周出版。

Christian Slater has a new movie coming out next month in which he plays a vigilante.

克里斯汀·史莱特有一部新片下月发行，他在片中扮演一个治安维持会成员。

(事实)暴露，披露，显露

The truth is beginning to come out about what happened.

真相开始逐渐浮出水面。

It will come out that she has covertly donated considerable sums to the IRA.

她暗中给爱尔兰共和军提供了大笔资助的事情即将曝光。

结果是;到头来

In this grim little episode of recent American history, few people come out well.

在美国近代史上这一小段阴暗时期，很少有人能有好的结果。

So what makes a good marriage? Faithfulness comes out top of the list.

那么，是什么造就了美满的婚姻呢？结果表明忠诚是第一位的。

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