Hey, come on in. Hey, girls. How you doing?
Darius the hilarious is pumped. I'm totally in my zone right now.
And I can't miss in this suit. Well...
Darius, that's what we wanted to talk to you about.
You know we're big fans. Big, big fans.
You're amazing, your act's incredible. You are Darius the hilarious.
Max and I love the smart car stuff. It's hilarious, per your name.
But, well, it is New York. Not a lot of people are smart, or have cars.
Yeah, you know New York. Not exactly the cutting edge.
So, after Max and I left you, we had a thought.
We got you a puppet. And, yes, I was stoned.
But Caroline was laughing just as hard as me.
You got me a what? A puppet. We got you a puppet.
But I don't use a puppet. Until you do.
Just imagine, at the end of your act or in the beginning... Or all the way through.
Ladies and gentlemen, Darius the hilarious and his partner, Justin Beaver!
"Damn, girl. And I mean dam. As in, I built one."
And you don't even have to be funny because Justin Beaver does the work for you. Show him, Max.
"I'm straight". You gotta laugh!
Do I? I mean, honestly? Making fun of Justin Beaver's sexuality? I find that a tad offensive.