Why did we name the company after me?
"Neighbor Cakes" versus "Max's narcissistic cupcakes"?
We're fine. Don't freak out. Just do our thing, like we did at home.
No need to panic. In five, four, three, two...
Yo, what's up? I'm Max, of Max's Homemade Cupcakes.
They're "Hoe-made." Ha! Get it? 'cause she's a hoe!
She's got the boobs, and I've got the brains, right, Max?
Uh, kind of. We bake at home in our apartment, which is...
Is a disaster area. Really, it's a mess. And we don't have our rent.
The rent is high, not gonna lie. We hung out to dry, neither has a guy.
Yo, what up, Cupcake Wars? Right, Max?
I don't even know what's happening.
We bake because I lost all my money and her mom drinks.
Oh, I'm Caroline... and, cut.
Okay. Well, okay. Did I just freestyle rap?
Yes. And you also called our apartment a disaster in front of two ladies whose apartments washed away.
Hi. Everything okay over here?
Yep. Ditz and double-D's, on track. B.Y.O.B. Great.
Can we all gather to reveal the secret ingredients?
What's it gonna be? It could be anything.
I once saw a St. Patrick's day theme where a team made a beer and lucky charms cupcake.
That's right up your alley. I hope it's that.
Today's theme is... Soul food.
Ooh, we got this, sister! Sister, this is gotten. Whoo-hoo!
Some of the ingredients include okra, molasses, collard greens, sweet potato, buttermilk, chicken, and ham hock.
Ham hock? Isn't that a character in The Hobbit?
In three, two... Here we go, girl!
Sister, we are screwed.