Anybody here have a smart car?
Because I don't think it's smart to drive half a car.
That was new, I'll keep working on it. All right, let's try another one.
You know what, maybe we weren't back far enough.
Yeah! Yeah, that feels funnier already, right Caroline?
All right. You know who doesn't drive a smart car? Smart people. They don't do it.
You gotta laugh. Seriously. You've got to. I've got a lot riding on this.
I just got it. Oh, my God. He stinks.
He stinks on ice. Darius is gonna bomb tonight. And worse, he's going to bomb in front of Earl.
And Earl's pretty sure that's the son he's most proud of.
You're right. What are we gonna do?
Now I know you lovely ladies came in for a shirt, but can I interest you in a nice suit?
Look at this one. It's a classic. You can't get this color above ground.
That's it. Darius needs a suit.
All the professional comedians wear suits, and like you said, you have to dress for the job you want.
And with jokes like that, he needs the funniest suit they have.
Do you have anything from the Sinbad collection? I do.
Max, I don't think the suit's gonna be enough.
I think he needs something else, you know, like, a puppet.
A puppet? That's exactly what he needs.