Makes me want to screen grab.
“我想截屏”节目UU#pzpie+BZjb;。
Now these are some weird, funny things that you guys have found on the Internet or other places and then sent in to us.
下面是一些大家在网上或是其它地方找的搞怪有趣的事情，然后发给了我们&J8!a(H2trlA。
This first screen grab was sent in by Michael Batts in Orlando, Florida.
第一个截屏的发送者是佛州奥兰多的迈克尔·贝茨+zIOar+JRbY。
He was watching TV and spotted this Macy's ad. One day sale, Friday and Saturday.
他当时在看电视，看到了梅西百货的广告，说一天大促销，周五和周六MD%YB4K2asb,[csh。
More of a two day sale. A two day sale. But I'm not saying....Hey. I want to say... no, I'm not saying anything. One day sale. No, one, two.
更像是两天促销，一个两天促销，但我没有说，我其实想说，不，我啥也没说，一天促销，不是，是两天#qrj(=tg(_*1Qy。
This next screen grab was sent in by Rina Bozeman in Corvallis, Oregon.
下一个截图是来自俄勒冈州科瓦利斯市的丽娜·波兹曼airLm_MwkXva[Yso。
She was looking up a law firm and saw this. They practice family law, personal injury, business and corporate, and Doug.
当时她在找寻一个法律公司，却看到了这个，他们擅长婚姻家庭法，人身伤害，商业以及企业法，以及DougSQ~GL0WA3KAS,5@。
Got to be a real handful, that Doug. Oh, he is. Trust me.
业务一定很多，这个Doug.，没错，相信我vuDn|[IUlTL1。
This next screen grab was sent in by Pat Henkel in Grafton, Wisconsin.
下一个截图是威斯康星州格拉夫顿市的派特·汉克尔发来的[HUGoh9y-I。

It's a driving alert that he spotted on Facebook. It says, Fallen tree just ahead in two right lanes.
这是一个驾驶警告，是他在脸书上看到的，上面说前方右边两条车道有倒塌树木E.0D4_UzmeXj5l。
Oh, you think?! Uh, you think? Wait, what? Let me look up at that sign.
真的吗？你真的这么认为？等一下，啥？让我看看那个标语q=Fq;v(S]d)1L%I3pHc@。
This next one was sent in by Brian Nussbaum in Montreal. He was trying to find something for his kid to watch on Netflix and spotted this.
下一个是蒙特利尔的布莱恩·努斯鲍姆发的，他试图在Netflix上找一些东西让孩子看，但却发现了这个5D1qRXKW.E3-.t_u。
It's Clifford the Big Red Dog. He knows a lot about divorce, dating, and sex after 45. And he won't spare the gory details. Oh.
动画片是《大红狗克里弗》，他45岁后知道很多关于离婚、约会以及性问题，而且他还透露了许多血腥的细节，哦哦KmvAm;l^.Ksb。
I guess we'll watch 'Sesame Street.' Clifford? This next one was sent in by Kimberly Brown in Tupelo, Mississippi.
我猜想我们会看《芝麻街》，克里弗？下一个是来自密西西比涂普雷的金伯利·布朗发来的-g*-HFS8hRLkM。
It is an ad that she spotted online for a sleeping mask. 3-D blackout sleep mask. Oh, great, apparently you can wear it while you're driving a car!
这是一则广告，当时她在网上找寻眼罩发现的，3D眼罩，不错，显然你可以在开车时戴上OE=&6hhGEe@petRp。
It's one of those automated vehicles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's that fallen tree. Oh, yeah, exactly.
肯定是自动汽车，没错没错，那是倒塌的树，没错，没错MFJG35eam&VHymb+h。
This next one was sent in by Tamara Ruiz in Kansas City. She was ordering some food online.
下一个是堪萨斯的塔玛拉·露易兹发来的，她在网上定了餐.yfF_tohHR)*tCt+,w,d。
Let's see what she was getting. Oh, a big buttito. 8.75. Oh. Wow. Good price. I love it. I like big buttitos. I love buttitos. And I cannot lie.
来看看她看到了什么，一个大的“饼玉”（原意为墨西哥玉米煎饼），价钱不错，我很喜欢“饼玉”，我很喜欢，我没法说谎k.i!yE+rV[qa6&3。
I cannot lie, yeah. The other people can deny. Yeah. We're down to our last one here. it was sent in by Robert Perry in Oregon.
我没法说谎，没错，其他人或许会说谎，下面是最后一个，是俄勒冈州的罗伯特·佩里发来的bk;@a^cMf6LL5Z。
He was shopping online and spotted a great Walmart deal. Let's see what he found.
他在网上购物，发现了沃尔玛的优惠不错，来看看他发现了什么oZq7e%.FG[&。
Free two day shipping and in-store pickup on an Israeli tank. There you go.
两天免邮，且在一辆以色列坦克中到店自取，好了|TTw%-uN6fZRu%j|(。
You can get it right there. That's all the time we have for screen grabs.
就这么多，这就是今天的所有截屏5dYvk+gkyWbls8=3EZ|(。
If you have a funny screen grab, e-mail it to us atscreengrabs@tonightshow.com. We might put it on the show.
如果你也有有趣的截屏，请给我们发电邮到screengrabs@tonightshow.com，我们或许会放到节目中259Tz_+v!_A=R。