Well, brace yourselves, everybody. From Palm Springs, California, here's Maria.
大家注意了，今天的嘉宾是来自加利福尼亚棕榈泉的玛利亚
Miss Maria, how you doing, darling? Oh, my God.
玛利亚小姐，最近好吗？天呐stfanQw9k7duru。
This is a dream come true. Is it? I'm flabbergasted, I'm overwhelmed.
我的梦想成真了[]AksMA6m|11CDzTa9|。是吗？我惊喜的都不知怎么办才好了
Girl, I'm glad to meet you, too. I love you. You love me? Yeah.
见到你我也很开心Ms^U5=l1ta_((I。我爱你，你爱我~&~U-hNRGb7。对
I love you. I love you more.
我爱你，我更爱你
Well, I'm gonna let you get...
我要给你……
We supposed to sit down here.
我们坐这儿
Go on. I have always pulled out a lady's chair. Oh, of course.
坐吧 我一般都会帮女士拉椅子的mpgb3lCSt&ndP|8]V(Nu。当然啦(UUH.ACdK7z3R]x*。

Wow. Then, ladies, you stand there till the man touches the back of your knees with the chair.
哇！女士们就只要站着，等到椅子碰到你的膝盖后方
Then you sit down. Oh.
就可以坐下了mRetZO[|dZ。好的m3B=o_4k%fRL2。
Okay. Ain't nobody teaching that no more.
现在也没有人教这个了
So, Miss Maria, what do you do out in Palm Springs?
玛利亚小姐，你在棕榈泉是做什么的呢？
You really want to know? Yeah.
你真的想知道吗？真的
I'm naughty. Oh. I go to the casino, and I gamble.
我很闹腾的，哦^;r&3o^iJ87ihjbfg%9。我去俱乐部赌博
The penny machines. You gamble?
玩儿老虎机JE9)UKv_e8^Z。你还赌博
My daughter that's with me here is probably saying, why are you saying that?
我女儿也来了，她估计在说，你说这个干吗？
Yeah. Yeah, so...You know, when I can't get the right hit that I'm looking for...Yeah.
没错，对，我赌输了的时候……嗯
I keep saying, Mother Fletcher. Mother Fletcher. Mother Fletcher!
就一直说，去他妈的，去他妈的，去他妈的
And...And sooner or later...
然后……迟早……
This is the greatest moment I've ever had on TV.
这是我做电视节目期间最伟大的时刻
Now, that's exactly what I say.
我原话就是这么说的
And I'm smoking away.
我还抽烟
You don't drink?
你不喝酒吗
No, I don't drink. I'm on a lot of...drugs.
不喝，我还吸各种各样的毒品
Legitimate drugs.
合法毒品
Check with Walgreens.
可以去沃尔格林查
I'm there every other day. At Walgreens? Picking up something.
我每两天去一次l994ELXze..o^r_。去沃尔格林？去买些东西
I saw in your clip where you said you smoked some pot.
我在你的一个视频片段看到你说你吸大麻
Oh, yeah, it smells like oregano.
对，那个闻起来像牛至
It looks like oregano, too. Yeah. Oregano. Yeah. Looks like it, too. Yeah.
看起来也像，对z%(QVj-^d=9%。牛至q+ekgcoen8OTN!4By。看起来也像，嗯
I used to sell oregano.
我以前卖过牛至叶
So, what was your business like?
那你的生意做得怎么样
Very good. Very good? Unbelievable. Yeah.
很好cMzgwRVr_(oT8]_DUxz)。很好~=GX1;SvKo.F*H。难以置信的好t8GlVQ~=s8,Cmv9IXr。哦
In 1975, I turned an unused garage which was 11 feet wide and maybe 13 feet long...
1975年，我把一个11英尺宽13英尺长的废车库改造成了……
That's why I called it Maria's Italian Kitchen.
这就是我给它起名叫玛利亚的意大利厨房的原因
It was not a restaurant.
因为它不是个饭店
So, now there's nine Maria's Italian Kitchens around L.A. Nine.
现在洛杉矶有九家玛利亚的意大利厨房bSWSe2m)vb-fR#x~。九家
Tell me this story about this sauce that you make.
给我讲讲你做的这种酱的故事吧
Is it in here? Yes. I'm gonna get it. Let me get it. You stay still. You my guest. Okay.
你带来了吗？带了lQcOTf.#y,7(CNu;NF。我来拿jBsaIeW2c!SE*[b)^;。让我拿，你坐着就行，你是客人yo[bY-L|q=.l2c;f3Y。好吧
Serve to your right.
从右边上
I've been to a lot of nice restaurants. There.
我去过很多还不错的饭店，放这儿
Wow! That's how they do it at the baller places. Yeah.
哇哦id9cJ(teM^。那些看球的饭店都是这么做的]8ZUW..k%y。嗯