I know I am not as pretty as Amanda or as smart as grace or as thoughful as Shirley.

我知道我没有阿曼达漂亮，没有格蕾丝聪明，没有雪莉体贴。

If I am not the most important person in your heart, so be it．

如果我不是你心里最重要的人，我也认了。

God！Can you be more passive-aggressive?

天，还有比你更言不由衷的人吗？

You know they are a1l my exes.

你知道她们都是我以前的女朋友。

Exes for crying out loud!

都已经是过去式了，拜托！

How many times do I need to tell you I've no feeling for them now?

我还需要告诉你多少次我对她们已经没有感情了？

I know I suck. But I have tried my bset. I hope you like this painting. Happy Birthday！

我知道我的画工不行。但我已经尽力了。希望你喜欢。生日快乐！

You suck? Honey,is this your little passive-aggressive trick？

你画工不行？亲爱的，你是不是又在以守为攻？

This painting is absolutely beautiful and I love it. Thank you so much.

这幅画非常漂亮，我非常喜欢。谢谢。

Say for instance that a coworker cheerfully agrees to refrain from a specified uncool act. Then does it anyway.

假如有个同事好端端地答应不做某件令人讨厌的事，结果还是做了。

Is this passive-aggressive behavior?

这是否属于以守为攻？

No, this is being an asshole．Sometimes it's best just to call a jerk a jerk．

非也。这是典型的混蛋。该叫混蛋的时候还是叫混蛋最好。