Julie: Sure. - Ross: Thanks.
当然。-谢啦。
Chandler: Uh, Julie.
朱莉？
Julie: Yeah?
怎么了？
Chandler: Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. But, uh, it's gone now, you're all right.
对不起，你脸上有个考古学家。但现在没有了，没事。
Ross: Hi everyone.
嗨，各位。
All: Hi.
嗨。
Ross: Oh, listen, listen, I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.
我要谢谢你先前的指点。
Rachel: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?
没问题！所以你要等下去？
Ross: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.
我本来要等，但是后来我又跟乔伊谈了。
Rachel: Good. What did, what did he say?
很好，他怎么说？
Ross: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so...
他要我战胜自己去做就行了。我衡量了你说的与他说的，照他的话，今晚我就能做爱...
Chandler: What is this in my pocket? Why, it's Joey's porno movie.
我口袋里有什么东西？什么，是乔伊的黄色电影！
Ross: Hey, pop it in.
放出来看看！
Joey: I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people.
我不介意，只要你们愿意看…一大堆两个乳头的人。
Rachel: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
大家都在做爱，正是我想要看的。
Ross: What's wrong with people having sex?
做爱有什么不对？
Rachel: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering.
这些电影很冒犯人…侮辱女人与女性…灯光总是很呆板。
Rachel: And, Monica, help me out here.
莫妮卡，帮我一下。
Monica: Hell, I wanna see Joey.
我不管，我要看乔伊！
Julie: So is there like a story or do they just start doing it right...oh, never mind.
有没有故事？还是立刻就开始…别理会我。
Chandler: OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.
等一下，那是我见过最疯狂的打字测验。
Monica: All I say is, she better get the job.
我只能说，她最好被聘用。
Ross: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
看来是他被“聘用”了。
Joey: Shh-shh-shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm coming to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinking what do I do, what do I do...so I just watch them have sex.
我上场了。我要修理影印机，但是我修不了，我在想：怎么办？所以我只好看他们做爱。
Joey: And then I say, wait, here's my line, you know that's bad for the paper tray.
然后我要开口了！这对送纸匣很不好。
Chandler: Nice work my friend.
干得好，老兄！
Joey: Thank you. Wait wait wait wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am...
等一下，又有我的镜头了，这家伙屁股挡住我了。我冒出来了，又来了，又来了，又来了…
Phoebe: So um, so what's up, you came to see me yesterday.
怎么回事？昨天你来找我。
Duncan: Oh, yeah, um, alright, I kinda need a divorce.
我需要跟你离婚。
Phoebe: Ohh...K.How come?
喔…好，为什么？
Duncan: Umm, actually, I'm getting married again.
其实我又要结婚了。
Phoebe: What?
什么？
Duncan: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.
我不知道要怎么说，我不是同性恋。
Phoebe: Huuh.
噢！
Duncan: Yeah, I know, I...
我知道，我...
Phoebe: I, I don't, I don't understand, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.
我不懂你怎么会是异性恋？你又聪明又幽默…而且举办很棒的奥斯卡派对！
Duncan: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.
我也一直这么告诉自己，但是到了某个程度，就无法再扯谎下去了
Phoebe: So how long have you known?
你知道了多久？
Duncan: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I thought I was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was just trying to fit in.
我想我一直知道，自己不是同性恋。我觉得我应该跟别人一样，我是个冰上舞蹈者，所有朋友都是同志，我要合群。
Phoebe: And um, and there's actually a, a woman?
真的要跟一个女人结婚？
Duncan: Her name's Debra.
她叫黛博拉。
Phoebe: Oh. Well is she, is she the first that you've been with?
她是不是你的第一个女人？
Duncan: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me, you know.
我从来没告诉过你，但在大学有一两次，我喝得大醉，去了异性恋酒吧，醒来时身旁有个女人。
Duncan: But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
我以为这是因为酒精的缘故，而且大学每个人都在摸索。
Phoebe: Sure.
当然。
Duncan: But now I know I don't have a choice about this, I was born this way.
现在我知道我没有选择，我生下来就是如此！
Phoebe: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
我不知道该说什么。嫁给一个人六年，以为自己很了解他。结果一天他说：我不是同性恋！
Duncan: I'm, I'm still me.
我还是我。
Phoebe: Why couldn't you have just figured this out six years ago?
你为什么在六年前，没有发现这件事？
Monica: You know, it still smells like monkey in there.
里面闻起来还是有猴子的味道。
Julie: Uh, that saves us a conversation.
我们又有话可聊了。
Chandler: Well, listen, this's been great but I'm officially wiped.
今晚很好玩，但我累死了。
Joey: Me too, we should get going.
我也是，我们该走了。
Rachel: No, no, I mean, no, come on you guys, I mean, come on look it's only eleven thirty. Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore.
不！你们别这样！现在才十一点半。让我们好好聊聊，我们最近都没有一起聊过天。
Monica: Rachel, that's all we do.
瑞秋，我们在一起只有聊天。
Rachel: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
也许我们是如此，但是茱莉呢？
Julie: What about Julie?
茱莉怎么样？
Rachel: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie?
你已经加入我们将近两个月了，我们还没有真正认识你。茱莉究竟是什么样的人？
Rachel: I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna know everything.
你喜欢什么？不喜欢什么？我们什么都要知道。
Julie: Well, that could take a while.
这可能要花一段时间。
Rachel: So? I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
所以呢？谁没有时间更认识茱莉？
Chandler: I got the time to get to know Julie. -Joey: I got time.
我有时间来认识茱莉。-我有时间。
Monica: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? That's fine.
我跟她很熟了，我能回去吗？没关系。
Rachel: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
让我们从你的童年开始，你的童年是怎么样？
Julie: Well, in a nutshell...
简单地说…
Rachel: Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh.
啊啊啊啊。
Phoebe: So, um, have you told your parents?
你告诉了你父母吗？
Duncan: No, but it'll be OK, they're pretty cool, my brother's straight so...
还没有，应该没关系，他们都很酷。我弟弟是异性恋，所以…
Phoebe: Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would've been the one who...
就是这样了。我还有一个问题。如果你早一点知道，而我也在你身边…你想会不会是我…？
Phoebe: No, um, that's alright, don't tell me, I don't think either answer would make me feel better, So...Here...
不，别告诉我，我想不管什么回答，都不会让我更好过。
Duncan: I love you Phoebe.
我爱你，菲比。
Phoebe: So your brother's straight huh? Seriously.
所以你弟弟是异性恋？说真的。
Julie: And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.
我的二年级老师是托马斯小姐，我的一年级老师是柯布小姐。
Rachel: Mrs. , Mrs. Gobb?
葛布小姐？
Julie: No Cobb, like Cobb salad.
不，柯布，就像柯布沙拉。
Rachel: Um, ok. Now, what exactly is in a Cobb salad?
柯布沙拉里面究竟有什么？
Chandler: I'm going home. -Rachel: What?
我要回家了。-什么？
Joey: Boy that Julie's a talker, huh?
茱莉真是爱说话，嗯？
Ross: Good night.
晚安。
Rachel: Oh, so, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on...
很晚了，你们大概没有打算…
Ross: Oh, no-no, I am.
我有。
Rachel: Oh, well, are hey, are you nervous?
你紧张吗？
Ross: Um, no, I uh, I have done it before.
我以前做过。
Rachel: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it beforehand, are you just gonna pounce?
你要如何进行？要先谈谈？还是直接猛扑上去？
Ross: I uh, I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna see, see what happens, you know.
我不知道，我想我要…顺其自然。
Rachel: OK, gook luck.
祝你好运！
Ross: Wha, uhh, what?
什么？
Rachel: Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the first time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.
没事，这是你与她的第一次，如果第一次就不顺利…那就很难再东山再起。
Ross: OK, now I'm nervous.
好，现在我紧张了。
Rachel: Maybe you should put it off.
也许你应该延期。
Ross: No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I'm just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, you know, and now, now I'm actually happy.
不，我不要延期！我去年一整年都很悲惨。现在我很快乐。
You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, you know?
真的很快乐。我不希望…我不希望搞砸了，你知道吧？
Rachel: I know, yeah, I'm sorry.
我知道，对不起。
Ross: What, it's not your fault.
这又不是你的错。
Rachel: Right. Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that.
嗯，也许不需要这么困难，也许你顺其自然是对的，女人真的喜欢这样。
Ross: Really?
真的？
Rachel: Yeah, I mean, you know it, I mean, if it were me I, I, you know, I'd want you to, I don't know, catch me off-guard, you know, with like a really good kiss.
如果是我，我会希望你…趁我没有防备的时候…好好给我一个吻。
Rachel: You know really, sort of um, soft at first, then maybe um brush the hair away from my face, and look far into my eyes in a way that let's me know something amazing is about to happen.
刚开始要很轻柔，然后也许把我的头发拨开，凝视我的眼睛…让我知道有美妙的事情…快要发生了。
Ross: Uh-huh.
嗯哼。
Rachel: And then, I don't know, then you'd pull me really close to you so that, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you.
然后，我不知道，然后…你会更紧地搂住我…我会紧紧帖着你…
Rachel: And, um, it would get kind of sweaty and uh, and blurry, and then it's just happening.
然后就会开始…流汗…目眩神迷…一切就自然发生…
Ross: Thanks Rach, goodnight.
谢谢，瑞秋，晚安！
Rachel: Ohh, God.
天啊！
Ross: Good morning.
早安！
Old Woman: Well somebody got some last night.
昨晚有人爽到了！
Ross: Twice.
两次！