Phoebe: Hi.
你好。
Nurse: Hi.
你好。
Phoebe: Hi, yeah, hi! I'm umm, Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out of me.
我是菲比·布菲，我底下有宝宝要出来。
Nurse: Ok. Have you started having contractions?
好，你开始阵痛了吗？
Phoebe: Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?
还没，听说会很痛，真的吗？
Nurse: Well...
这个嘛……
Phoebe: Oh my God! Ross: It's ok.
天哪！没事的。
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father?
哪一位是父亲？
Phoebe: Oh no, none of them are the father. The father is my brother.
他们都不是，我弟才是。
Nurse: Ok...
好……
Rachel: I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!
我一定会很怀念你那样吓别人！
Joey: Ok, uh, Pheebs, Look-look! This, is for the babies to look at someday, so, is-is there anything you wanna say? You know before it all starts?
菲比，快，这是要给宝宝看的在生产前你有话要说吗？
Phoebe: Oh, ok, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!
好，孩子们，我是菲比姑姑，真想赶快见到你们。请不要弄痛我！
Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!
你们怎么那么慢？两辆车是一起出发的。
Monica: Well, we-we had to go back 'cause I forget my jacket.
我们回去拿我的外套。
Chandler: That's right.
没错。
Rachel: You-you're not wearing a jacket.
你没穿外套啊。
Monica: Oh man! I did it again!
真是的，我又忘了！
Phoebe: Ok, so umm, we have, someone has to call Frank and Alice. And then my mom might...Joey, what're you doing? !
得有人通知弗兰克和艾丽斯。我妈也想……乔伊，你干什么？
Joey: I gotta get the before shot!
我得拍生产前的镜头。
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Ok, so we just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh,she's not coming.
菲比，我们问过护士了。你的医生之所以迟到是因为……她不来了。
Phoebe: What?
什么？
Ross: Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.
她在浴室跌倒撞到头。
Phoebe: Oh my God, she's so stupid!
天哪，那个蠢女人！
Ross: Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be ok.
菲比，不会有事的。
Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!
你说得轻松，你的阴道又没有宝宝要出来。
Rachel: Honey, listen, you know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
听着，护士说这个医生很好。
Ross: Yeah, he's head of the department.
对，他是妇产科主任。
Phoebe: Aw. Alright- Ooh! Oh dear God, save me! Monica: What?
老天爷救救我。怎么了？
Phoebe: I'm having my first contraction!
第一次阵痛来了！
Phoebe: Ooh, it's not bad. Chandler: Ok.
感觉不错。好。
Joey: Oh! And so the miracle of birth begins, and aaiiyyyeeee!
生命的奇迹开始了……啊啊啊！
Chandler: Hey! You ok?
你没事吧？
Joey: Ooh, something hurts!
有个地方好痛！
Phoebe: Ooh, it's sympathy pains. Ohh, that's so sweet!
是感同身受，好感人喔！
Joey: Are they? Hey I didn't know I cared that much.
我不知道我有那么在意。
Ross: Hello.
你好。
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm gonna be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonnabe in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time.
菲比，我是哈洛医生，我负责替你接生。有我在你放心，我是老手了。
Dr. Harad: I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax, because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie.
我马上回来帮你做检查，你先放轻松，目前一切都很好。还有，我爱方奇。（《欢乐时光》的主角）
Chandler: Did he just say, he loves Fonzie?
他刚才说他爱方奇吗？
Monica: That's what it sounded like.
听起来是。
Chandler: Alright...
好。
All: Hey! Frank: Hey! Am I late? Am I late? Nobody came out yet, right?
嗨！嗨！我来晚了吗？还没有人出来吧？
Phoebe: No-no-no! We haven't started yet. Where's Alice?
没有，还没开始呢，艾丽斯呢？
Frank: Uh, Delaware. She's on her way though, so until she gets here, I'm gonna be your coach. But don't worry, she told me all about the la-Mazda stuff.
在德拉威，不过她正在赶来，目前先由我充当教练。放心，她有教我拉马兹（生产呼吸法）什么的。
Chandler: Yeah, that's when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing.
就是在月底前生产，就能获得2%的补助。
Frank: Yeah. Monica, you're gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
对。莫妮卡，你一定会很以我为荣，我帮我们约到两个不可思议的可爱护士。
Joey: Oh my!
上帝啊！
Rachel: They're male nurses.
是男看护。
Joey: Not in my head.
在我想像中不是。
Rachel: Anyway, they wanna take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
总之他们约我们周六晚上出去，如何？
Monica: Umm. Umm. I don't think so.
我看算了。
Rachel: What? What're you talking about? ! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on.
什么？你在说什么呢？！是你劝我忘记罗斯向前看的。
Rachel: I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
我向前看了，你得陪我，你说，你为什么不去？
Monica: Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you whether it's true.
不如你说一个理由，我再告诉你是对是错。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Monica: Harder than it sounds, isn't it?
没那么简单吧？
Rachel: Ok, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some Jell-O with them.
总之你也要去，我还答应他们下班一起吃果冻。
Joey: Yep! There's always room for Jell-O...
没错，永远有一屋子的果冻……
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
你为什么能说得那么色？
Joey: Uh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, Grandma's chicken salad...
简单，我什么都能说得很色。你听，奶奶的鸡肉沙拉……
Joey: Ross! Get a shot of this. Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born!
罗斯，拍这里。宝宝们，这是你们出生当天的头条。
Joey: Ok, now girl baby turn away and boy babies...on Penthouse and Playboy Check it out, huh?
女宝宝把头转开，男宝宝……看。
Joey: This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. Alright, now let's dive right into thegood stuff.
这就是你出生当月的裸女（花花公子封面）尽情欣赏吧。
Phoebe: Oh, ok, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt either- Ooh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh!Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.
好，阵痛又来了。这次也不太痛……错，很痛。我有点希望已经生了。
Ross: Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?
莫妮卡和瑞秋呢？
Joey: Oh, a couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them.
可能跟约她们的护士在一起。
Chandler: Really? Male nurses?
是吗？男看护？
Joey: Yeah, I was bummed too.
对，我也很失望。
Chandler: So they're going on dates? When?
她们要去约会？什么时候？
Joey: I think Saturday...
星期六吧……
Frank: What's with him?
他怎么了？
Phoebe: Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.
他感同身受。我本来很感动，现在我觉得他只是想抢风头。
Dr. Harad: Ok! Phoebe: Ok.
好的。好的。
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, you know, Fonzie dated triplets.
好，来看看你的情况。你知道吗？方奇跟三胞胎约过会。
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring to, is that uh, is that another doctor?
你一直提到的这位方奇，他是另一位医生吗？
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
不是，方奇是亚瑟方塞瑞利的昵称。也叫方子。
Chandler: Alright.
好吧。
Frank: It's not that weird, is it?
其实不会很怪吧？
Phoebe: It's very weird! I don't want some guy down there telling me, I'm you know, dilated-am-undo!
怪得不得了！我才不要听某人告诉我，我子宫扩张了“一滴滴”。（方奇的口头禅）
Ross: To be fair, he doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie...
老实说，他不是在模仿方奇……
Phoebe: What're you doing? ! Why are you defending him? ! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and is not Fonzie!
你在干什么？！干嘛替他辩解？去帮我另外找一个没有发疯，不是方奇的医生！
Ross: Again, it's not that he...Phoebe: OH!
其实他不是……哦！
Chandler: Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!
你在这里！
Monica: Umm, listen, I-I think there's something you should know.
有件事应该让你知道。
Chandler: Oh, is this about you, you dating the nurse? Yeah, yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, you know, we're nothing, we're goofing around.
是你要跟护士约会的事吗？我听乔伊说了，我一点也不在意。你和我又没什么，我们只是玩玩。
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
其实我是想告诉你我打算推掉。既然我们只是玩玩，那我就跟他出去好了。
Chandler: Fine! Maybe I will too!
好，那我也要！
Joey: Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. Get up! Get up! Get up!
喂，你们看我去礼品部发现了什么。起来，快起来！
Ross: Ok, Pheebs, this is Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
菲比，这是欧伯曼医生。他对方奇或者“欢乐时光”的所有人物都没什么感觉。
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade? Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot,you see, I-I graduated early...
你要升几年级了？我刚升住院医师，常有人那样问我，我提前……
Phoebe: Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor. Oh no, really I'm fully qualified to...
我也是。罗斯，或许我应该强调，我是要已成年的医师。我绝对有能力……
Phoebe: Shh! Doogie, shh! Doesn't anybody understand that I'm going to be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go little boy, go!
别说了杜吉（《天才小医生》的角色）！到底有没有人了解我快生了？你走，走啊小毛头。
Frank: Oh cool! You made him cry!
你把他弄哭了！
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
崔比亚尼先生，你有肾结石。
Joey: Umm, well, what else could it be?
有别的可能吗？
Joey's Doctor: It's kidney stones.
就是肾结石。
Joey: Or? Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones!
或是……？肾结石。
Joey: Well if it was something else...
如果是别的毛病…… 绝对是肾结石。
Chandler: Well it would not be be kidney stones!
绝对是肾结石！
Dr. Harad: Alright, you're getting there. Oh you know, these babies are very, very lucky.
差不多了。这些宝宝很幸运。
Phoebe: They are. Why?
是吗，为什么？
Dr. Harad: They have the honor of being born on The Fonz's half-birthday.
他们的生日日期是方子的一半。
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
生日快乐！
Dr. Harad: Just-just to clarify, I'm not Fonzie.
我澄清一下，我不是方奇。
Rachel: Honey, you know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing that you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
说真的，你能替你弟生孩子真的很棒。
Phoebe: I know, it is.
的确。
Rachel: Yeah!
是啊！
Phoebe: Can I tell you a little secret?
我可以告诉你一个秘密吗？
Rachel: Yeah!
你说。
Phoebe: I want to keep one.
我要自己留一个。
Rachel: Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news! Ok, Phoebe, honey, you've gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you can't keep one of these babies!
天哪，我会上新闻。菲比，别开玩笑了，你明知你不能这么做。
Phoebe: Why not? ! Maybe I can, you don't know!
为什么？搞不好可以，你怎么知道！
Rachel: Wh- Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna wanna keep all of their children!
我当然知道，弗兰克他们一定三个都要！
Phoebe: Maybe not! You know? Seriously, three babies are a handful maybe they're you know, looking for a chance to unload one of them.
不一定！三个宝宝很多，也许他们正在找机会送走一个。
Phoebe: Listen, I-I hate to miss an opportunity just 'cause I didn't ask!
我不想因为没开口而失去机会。
Rachel: Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane.
菲比，这件事太不理智了。
Phoebe: Oh, just ask him!
你就问问看嘛！
Rachel: Wh- Me? !
我？！
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be? ! All I'm saying is just talkto Frank. Ok? Just, you know, feel him out!
我不能自己问，你知道那样多不成体统吗？！总之你去找弗兰克谈，探探他的口风。
Rachel: No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!
不行，我怎么能叫弗兰克，送你一个孩子！
Phoebe: You're right.
你说得对。
Phoebe: Tell him it's for you.
就说是你要的。
Monica: Feel you know better sweetie?
好一点了吗？
Joey: Yeah maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
一点点吧。真希望你没看到我吐。
Monica: Me too.
我也希望。
Ross: Hey! I just heard. What's up?
我刚刚听说，怎么回事？
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones!
肾结石！