Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
你全身泡泡好可爱。
Chandler: Ehh, you're just liquored up.
你喝太多眼花了。
Joey: Hey, it's me! I'm coming in!
是我，我进去了！
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day. You're home early.
我今天上班累死了。你提早回家。
Joey: Yeah, my date threw up. Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken, you want some?
因为我的约会对象吐了一地。我要去买炸鸡，你要不要？
Chandler: Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.
不了，谢谢，再见。
Joey: You sure? Some extra crispy? Dirty rice? Beans?
你确定？我还叫了粟米和茄汁豆。
Chandler: For last time no! Get out! Get out, Joey! Joey: All right!
我最后一次说我不要了！出去，乔伊！知道了！
Chandler: Are you ok? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me if I want chicken.
你没事吧？抱歉，他死都不走，缠着我问要不要炸鸡。
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
炸鸡？我想吃炸鸡。
Chandler: Hey Joe!
乔伊！
Chandler: Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some coleslaw, and some beans, and a Coke-Diet Coke.
我要三块鸡、沙拉豆子、可乐——健怡可乐。
Phoebe: Hey! Joey&Phoebe: Morning Pheebs!
嗨！早安，菲比！
Phoebe: I have to tell you this story. Ok, I was coming over here and this cab driver...
我非告诉你们不可，刚才载我来的司机……
Joey: Was his name Angus?
那人是不是叫做安格斯？
Phoebe: What?
什么？
Joey: Oh, he was this cab driver we had in London.
我们在伦敦碰到的计程车司机。
Phoebe: Oh. Ha-ha-ha. All right, anyway...
好吧，总之……
Monica: Wait, what that place, that pub he took us to?
他载我们去的酒馆叫什么？
Chandler: Uh, The Wheatsheaf.
麦子酒馆。
Joey: Yeah-yeah-yeah, and they had that beer! That uh...
对，那里有一种啤酒……
Monica: Boddingtons! All: Boddingtons! Woohoo!
柏丁顿！就是柏丁顿！
Chandler: Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story.
菲比有话要说。
Phoebe: Yeah, ok, so, he had a really funny hat- I don't wanna talk about it.
他的帽子很好笑…… 我不想说了。
Joey: Hey, Ross, Boddington! Yeah! Ho-ho, man. That was good beer.
罗斯，柏丁顿！那是好啤酒。
Joey: You know, I'd walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys.
若是能再喝一杯，要我走回伦敦都行。
Ross: You know, I think they have those at that British pub at the trade center. Joey: Later!
世贸附近的英国酒馆好像有。回头见！
Ross: Isn't Rachel supposed to be back by now?
瑞秋不是应该回来了吗？
Monica: Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually, she should be here by now.
可是班机在雅典误点。不过现在也该到了。
Ross: Oh, so-so you talked to her. Did she, did she sound mad?
你跟她通过电话，她很生气吗？
Monica: No, but, she likes me. You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.
不会，那是因为她喜欢我。你丢下她让她独自飞到希腊去。
Ross: Ok, I did not abandon Rachel! Ok? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do!
我才没有丢下瑞秋好么？艾蜜莉出现在机场，我当然得去追她。
Ross: She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! You know- Emily! Emily, is my wife. Man, what is that?
我别无选择，毕竟她是我妻子，瑞秋是我妻子。是……艾蜜莉！艾蜜莉是我老婆，我是怎么了？
Phoebe: So you still haven't heard from Emily?
你还没有艾蜜莉的消息？
Ross: No, not since I lost her at the airport.
我在机场追丢之后就没有了。
Chandler: I can't believe she can outrun you man!
她竟然跑得比你快！
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST! OKAY? Oh! You-you think you can beat me? Let's go! Outside! I'm-I'm sorry, I'm just alittle...
她是很快，好吗？你自以为能快过我？我们现在就去外头较量！抱歉，我太……
Monica: Slow?
慢了？
Ross: Oh you want some? ! Huh? Ok, get the shoes on! Let's go man!
你要跟我比比吗？走啊，去穿球鞋，我们去赛跑！
Monica: It's cool, ok? You're the fastest!
别激动，你跑得最快！
Rachel: Hi! All: Oh, my God, Rachel!
嗨！瑞秋！嗨！
Ross: Rach, Rach, I am so sorry. I am so-so sorry.
瑞秋，我很抱歉。非常对不起你。
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do. Hey Pheebs.
罗斯，你没做错。嗨，菲比。
Ross: What? That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible.
就这样？你不生气？你应该很火大。
Rachel: Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. It's not too shabby for Rachel.
火大？我可是在希腊！那间饭店非常棒，海滩很美，人又和善。对我瑞秋来说可不差。
Ross: So, what? That's it?
就这样？不生气？
Rachel: Well, yeah! We're cool. Totally cool.
对，我没生你的气。
Ross: Uh. Thanks Rach. Oh, you're the best.
谢谢，你真好。
Rachel: Oh no, you're the best.
你才好呢。
Ross: Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store!
我要去花店一趟。
Ross: Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to her parents' house, one for each day that I've known and loved her.
听我说，大家都不肯说，艾蜜莉在哪里。我决定买72朵长茎红玫瑰，送去艾蜜莉爸妈家。每朵代表我认识她，并且深爱她的每一天。
Ross: That ought get her talk to me again.
她一定会感动地软化。
Chandler: Oh, Ross, when you make out the card; be sure to make it out to, “Emily”.
罗斯，写卡片时别忘了，对方是“艾蜜莉”。
Monica: Hey that's great that you- so good that you had such a good time in Greece!
瑞秋，太好了，幸好你在希腊玩得开心。
Rachel: What? I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Ok?
什么？我在希腊才不开心！罗斯丢下我一人！
Rachel: I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay, in, their, honeymoon, suite, with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you cry?"
我买不到机票回来，只好住在他们的蜜月套房！每个人都要来问我，“盖勒太太，你哭什么？”
Rachel: I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
简直丢死人了，我真是个白痴。这都是我的错。你们知道为什么吗？因为我的决定都不对。
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
不要这么说。
Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.
就是这样，我没胡说！我跑去蠢伦敦追罗斯。
Phoebe: London is stupid! Stupid!
伦敦的确是个蠢地方！太蠢了！
Rachel: I put on a cheer leading outfit to seduce Joshua. Then I lost him because I asked him to marry me after four dates.
我打扮得像个啦啦队长，倒追约书亚。约了四次会就叫他娶我，把他吓死了。
Rachel: And then I uh I went to Greece on somebody else's honeymoon. Ok? Do those sound like very good decisions to you?
然后我还去希腊渡别人的蜜月。你们觉得这些决定正确吗？
Monica: I like your little braid.
我喜欢你的小辫子。
Rachel: All right. You know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore.
我不应该做任何决定。
Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
菲比，你说得对，我根本不该去伦敦。从现在开始由你帮我做决定。
Phoebe: Oh...No, I did that for someone once. I'm-I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life.
不行，我以前就这么做过。我不喜欢主宰别人的生活。
Monica: I'll do it!
那我来！
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in charge of my love life.
很好，莫妮卡，以后由你主宰我的感情生活。
Chandler: Ok, I gotta go to work.
我该去上班了。
Chandler: And uh, Rachel, great to have you back.
瑞秋，很高兴看到你回来。
Chandler: Pheebs!
菲比！
Chandler: Always a pleasure.
真开心。
Monica: Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of you and Joey at the reception.
瑞秋，亲爱的，你看。这是你跟乔伊在招待会的照片。
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can't- I still can't believe it.
他已经结婚了。罗斯结婚了，我到现在还不敢相信。
Monica: Oh. Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
亲爱的，抓旁边就好。
Rachel: I mean, you know I'm just gonna have to accept it...I mean, it's my fault.
看来我只好接受事实，这都要怪我。
Monica: Sweetie! Edges! Fingers! Smudgey! Pictures!
亲爱的！拿边上！手脏！会有印子！
Rachel: Oh my God!
天啊！
Monica: It's ok. That's ok. I-I know that you're very upset right now ok. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
算了。我知道你心情低落，不是故意找我麻烦。
Joey: I bet it was about her a little.
我看她就是跟她作对。
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
你要是肯放下罗斯一分钟，就会发现到处有帅哥。你看，例如甘瑟。他既善良又可爱。
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kind of...
甘瑟的确……
Monica: Look the guy over there. Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
还有那边那个家伙。记得吗？你以前，跟他打情骂俏过。
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
我不知道……
Monica: You're going to talk to him! You know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
你现在就去跟他说话。我们说好由我发号施令，我命令你去跟他说话。
Rachel: All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.
好吧，你说了算。看来我只好照办。
Joey: Say that to him and you're golden.
他听到这句话肯定上钩。
Phoebe: Hey! Joey: Hey, Pheebs!
嗨！嗨，菲比！
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. Here's all of us at the Tower of London...
伦敦的照片洗出来了。这张是所有人在伦敦塔拍的……
Phoebe: Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you, and me.
大家都在照片中，有罗斯、乔伊、你……和我。
Chandler: All right, you know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?
你一定听烦我们说伦敦的事了。
Phoebe: No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
是我不好，因为我去不了。我只能大着肚子，烦都快烦死了。
Chandler & Joey: Uh we're sorry. Sorry Pheebs.
很抱歉……
Monica: You know what I like to do? It sounds a little corny but sometimes when I'm bummed out, I like to just close my eyes and think about what a wonderful gift life is.
你知道我伤心时都怎么做吗？有时候事情不太顺利，我就闭上眼睛，想想人生实在挺美好。
Monica: See?
有用吧？
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
嗯哼。
Monica: What happened?
怎么样？
Rachel: Well, you know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
总之我们东扯西扯，明天晚上要出去约会。
Monica: See, didn't I tell you? ! You're getting over Ross already!
看吧？你就要忘记罗斯了。
Rachel: Well...
好吧……
Gunther: Get out!
滚出去！
Monica: What took you so long?
你怎么去那么久？
Chandler: I got caught up at work, but I'm quitting tomorrow.
公事担搁了，不过我明天就辞职。
Chandler: So, thanks for having me over!
谢谢你邀我过来！
Chandler: Rach. Pheebs.
瑞秋，菲比。
Joey: See ya!
再见！
Joey: What the hell was that?
他发什么神经？
Monica: Probably some, you know, European goodbye thing he picked up in London.
可能在伦敦学到的欧洲风俗。
Rachel: Wh- That's not European!
那才不是欧洲风俗。
Phoebe: Well, it felt French.
比较像法式热吻。
Joey: Well I guess it's time for me to say goodbye too, my old friends. Come here give me a little sugar.
换我跟各位老友说再见了。过来给我点甜头吧。
Rachel: Oh God, I really had a good time!
我玩得好开心！
Dave: Yeah, me too. Uh. So, I guess this is it.
我也是，看来今天要结束了。
Rachel: Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside? Dave: Yeah!
除非你想进来？好！
Rachel: Ok. Oh, uh, wait a minute, you know what? I uh, I can't decide this. Umm, ok, just hold on a second. Ok.
等等，我无法自做主张，等我一下。
Dave: Yeah!
好！
Ross: Hi.
嗨。
Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something. Where's Monica? I have to ask her something.
莫妮卡在吗？我有事要问她。
Ross: Doing her laundry.
她去洗衣服。
Rachel: What's that?
那是什么？
Ross: Came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and lovedEmily, cut up into mulch!
我今天收到的包裹，72朵代表我深爱艾蜜莉的红玫瑰给剪成碎片。
Rachel: Oh, honey that's awful.
真是糟糕。
Ross: Oh, it's not so bad. Monica's gonna make potpourri! I think I'm gonna, go wander out in the rain for awhile.
还好啦，莫妮卡要用来做香料。我要去淋雨散散心。
Rachel: But, it's not raining.
但外面没下雨。
Ross: I can't catch a break!
我的运气真不好！
Rachel: You know what, Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this whole thing out. All right? Ok.
罗斯，你知道什么呀？你哪也别去。就坐这里，我们喝茶聊天，好吗？
Rachel: Hey, Dave!
嗨，大卫！
Dave: Yeah?
怎么样？
Rachel: Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Ok? Ok! Bye!
改天再请你进来，我的室友病得很重，再见！亲爱的，听着，我知道你现在一定很伤心……
Rachel: Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now and that they're not gonna get any...
亲爱的，听着，我知道你现在一定很伤心……
Monica: Rach? Can I talk to you just for a minute? I-I dropped some socks.
瑞秋？我可以跟你谈谈吗？我掉了几支袜子。
Rachel: Yeah!
好！
Monica: What is the matter with you? ! Do-do you wanna fall into the trap? Do you wanna fall into the trap?
你哪根筋不对？你又想跳回去自找苦吃？
Rachel: Ohh! You did not drop any socks!
你根本没掉袜子！
Monica: I just ran into Dave he told me you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots!
我刚碰到大卫，他说你打发他走！你给我听好，这里由我当家！
Monica: I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! And what the hell were you trying to do?
我要你离开罗斯去追大卫。你到底想怎么样？