Phoebe: Hi guys!
大家好！
All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi!
嗨，Pheebs！
Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?
嗨，噢，（约会）怎么样？
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'
不是很好。他送我到地铁，说："下次再约。"
All: Oh. Ouch.
噢。哎呦。
Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
什么？他说，"下次再约"，那是好兆头，不是吗？
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.
喔，不，"下次再约"泛泛地讲意思是"你没机会看到我的裸体了"。
Rachel: Since when?
从什么时候开始啊？
Joey: Since always. It's like dating language. You know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'.
一直都是这样。就像是约会用语。比如，"问题不是出在你"意思是"就是你"。
Chandler: Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leatherwearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you."
或者"你真是个好人"意思是说我要和穿着皮服的酒鬼约会再向你抱怨。
Phoebe: Or, or, you know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'.
或者，或者，你知道，呃，"我想我们应该约约其他人"意思是"哈哈，我已经在约其他人了"。
Rachel: And everybody knows this?
你们大家都知道这些？
Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow.
对，善意的谎言（对，免得太伤人。）
Chandler: Yes, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
没错，就像你小时候，你的狗安乐死了，父母会告诉你是送去某个农场。
Ross: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
真有意思，不过我爸妈是真的…… 把我们的狗送去农场了。
Monica: Uh, Ross.
嗯，罗斯。
Ross: What? Wh hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was it w.....
什么？怎么了？康涅狄格州的米勒家农场？是很棒的农场，有马还有可供追逐的兔子…
Ross: Oh, my God! ChiChi!
噢，我的天，奇奇！
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
知道自己不久人世有何感受？
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
沃登，我的痛苦将在五分钟内消除而你会因葬送一个诚实的人而痛苦一生。
Chandler: Hey, that was really good!
表演得真好。
Joey: Yeah?
是吗？
Joey: Thanks! Let's keep going.
谢了，咱们继续吧。
Chandler: Okay. "So. What do you want from me, Damone, huh?"
好，你要我怎么做，迪默，嗯？
Joey: "I just wanna go back to my cell. 'Cause in my cell, I can smoke."
我只想回到自己的牢房，因为在牢房我可以抽烟。
Chandler: "Smoke away."
去抽吧。