Paul: Thank you. Thank you so much.
谢谢你！太感谢你了！
Monica: You stop.
不要这样！
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
不，我给你说啊，昨晚上我就好像我所有的生日、毕业典礼外加大厦落成典礼。
Monica: We'll talk later.
我们回头再聊。
Paul: Thank you.
好的，谢谢你。
Joey: That wasn't a real date. What the hell do you do on a real date?
那还不是真正的约会。那你真正约会时会干什么？
Monica: Shut up and put my table back.
闭嘴，把我的桌子移回去。
Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,...it doesn't make much of a difference...
好了，孩子们，我要去上班了。如果我不去输入那些数字那其实也没有什么差别
Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
好像你们都有工作哦？
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. That's how we buy stuff.
对，我们都有。这样我们才有钱买东西。
Joey: Yeah, I'm an actor.
对，我是演员。
Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?
哇！我有见过你的作品吗？
Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
可能没有，大部分都是区域性作品。

Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio at the little theater in the park?
哦，等等，除非你碰巧在公园了的小剧场了看了皮诺曹的重播。
Joey: Look, it was a job all right?
听着，那也是份工作好吧？
Chandler: "Look, Geppetto. I'm a real live boy. "
瞧，Gippetto，我是个真正的小男孩。
Joey: I will not take this abuse.
我不会把这样的羞辱放在心上。
Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."
你是对的，对不起，"从前我是木头男孩，木头小男孩"
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man.
你们该知道，他死定了。