10个史上最酷的睡袋(下)
日期:2017-06-14 10:45

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6. Hot Pockets Sleeping Bag
6. 口袋饼睡袋

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A Hot Pockets sleeping bag is one of those things that exists, and you simply don't know why but now cannot imagine life without one. According to the description, its "Custom MicroWaav" insulation system ensures your extremities stay toasty."
口袋饼睡袋是那种你可能并不知道为什么存在,但你无法想象没有它的生活的东西之一。据描述,它的“Custom MicroWaav”绝缘系统保证了你的四肢温暖舒适”。
Since it's getting warmer outside and folks are going on camping trips or to festivals, I thought I'd hip you to this bag. No, you won't look like a total weirdo sleeping in this. No one will look twice or think poorly of you, dumbass.
随着天气暖和起来,大家都去野营或者庆祝活动时,我希望我能让你钻进这个睡袋。放心,你不会看起来像一个超级怪胎,因为没人会看你两次或看低你的,笨蛋。

7. JakPak (Jacket + Tent + Sleeping Bag)
7. JakPak(夹克+帐篷+睡袋)

And finally, a vagina sleeping bag. This outdoor gear would look great next to the condom sleeping bag and pillow. 最后的是一个阴道睡袋。这一户外装备很适合放在安全套睡袋和枕头的旁边。

Why carry a jack, tent and sleeping bag on your back when all these items can fold into one, wearable 3lb bundle? The JakPak is a three seasons tent built into a sleeping bag integrated into a jacket. Constructed of breathable but waterproof urethane and coated ripstop nylon/polyester fabric through the miracles of velcro-secured chambers, the jacket portion of the JakPak can unfurl to the body bag you see in the lead shot—complete with netting and armpit ventilation!
当你可以把夹克,帐篷和睡袋整合成一个可携带的三磅重的一捆东西时,为什么要分别背着这三样东西呢?JakPak就把一个三季帐篷改造成一个睡袋后,再把它们融合成了一个夹克。JakPak通过神奇的尼龙搭扣固定室组成了透气防水的氨基甲酸乙酯和有涂层的、防撕烂的尼龙、聚酯织物,它夹克的部分可以将织网和腋下通风的地方完整展开成一个睡袋。

8. Human burrito
8. 人体墨西哥玉米煎饼

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This creative and innovative sleeping bag designed by Oradaria can be easily transformed into a pillow, mattress, chair, or blanket. Made for kids and adults, "Blandito" is warm and extremely comfortable.
这是Oradaria设计的一个有创意的、革新的睡袋,它可以轻易地变成一个枕头、床垫、椅子或毯子。Blandito对于儿童和大人来说,都十分温暖舒适。

9. Egyptian Tomb Bag
9. 埃及法老睡袋

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Behold the mummy's sarcophagus and sleeping bag—hands down the greatest looking piece of outdoor gear I have seen in years and shame on US manufacturers for not designing something this cool. The Japanese company behind this Egyptian tomb is the same one responsible for the anatomical bag mentioned above.
这个木乃伊睡袋是我这些年来看过的最棒的睡袋,并且我为美国制造商没有设计出这么酷的东西感到羞耻。制造这个埃及法老睡袋的日本公司和制造上述的解剖睡袋是同一家。

10. Vagina Sleeping Bag
10. 阴道睡袋

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And finally, a vagina sleeping bag. This outdoor gear would look great next to the condom sleeping bag and pillow.
最后的是一个阴道睡袋。这一户外装备很适合放在安全套睡袋和枕头的旁边。

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