Insomnia

失眠

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

有一个男的去看医生，诉说着失眠的苦恼。

The doctor gave him a thorough examination,

医生给他做了一次完整的检查，

found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,

完全找不到他身体有任何毛病，

and then told him,

然后告诉他；

"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

“你听好，如果你希望治疗好你的失眠，你就必须停止把你的烦恼跟着你带上床。”

"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."

这个男的说：“我知道呀，但是我没办法呀，我老婆不肯一个人睡嘛！”