经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第19章1
日期:2014-06-27 10:14

(单词翻译:单击)

英文原版

One of the major selling point of that wholly remarkable travel book, The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, apart from its relative cheapness and the fact that it has the words Don’t Panic written in large friendly letters on its cover, is its compendious and occasionally accurate glossary. The statistics relating to the geo-social nature of the Universe, for instance, are deftly set out between pages nine hundred and thirty-eight thousand and twenty-four and nine hundred and thirty-eight thousand and twenty-six; and the simplistic style in which they are written is partly explained by the fact that the editors, having to meet a publishing deadline, copied the information off the back of a packet of breakfast cereal, hastily embroidering it with a few footnoted in order to avoid prosecution under the incomprehensibly tortuous Galactic Copyright laws.
It is interesting to note that a later and wilier editor sent the book backwards in time through a temporal warp, and then successfully sued the breakfast cereal company for infringement of the same laws.
Here is a sample:
The Universe some information to help you live in it.
1 Area: Infinite.
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of the word “Infinite”.
Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, “wow, that’s big”, time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we’re trying to get across here.
2 Imports: None.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from.
那本非凡的旅行书——《银河系漫酢指南》——的主要卖点之一,除了它相对而言比较便宜的价格,以及封面上以大而友善的字体写着“不要恐慌”这句话以外,就要数它那简明扼要并且偶尔也还算准确的术语、数据表了,比如那些和宇宙的地理、社会状况相关的统计数据(列于第九十万八千七百二十四页到第九千三百二十六页之间)。至于它们过分简化的风格,则部分归咎于这样的事实:编辑有截稿时间,只能从自己的早餐麦片的包装上抄录一些信息,再匆匆忙忙改头换面一番简直令人无法理解的银河系版权法规。
还有一件趣事:后来出现了一位足智多谋的编辑,他通过时空跳跃的办法将这本书送到了过去,从而以违反版权法为由,成功地起诉了那家早餐麦片公司。
以下是一个例子:
宇宙(在此提供一些相关信忠,以方便读者在其中生活)。
1、宇宙的区域:无限
《银河系漫游指南》对“无限“这个词作出了如下定义:
无限:比最大的东西还大。实际上,比鄢还要大很多,宽广得让人吃惊,一个足以把人吓晕过去的尺度,真正当得起。“哇,真大”这句感叹。无限是如此之大,以至于相比之下,“大”本身看上去实在太小了。巨大乘以庞大再乘以大得惊人,这就是我们试围在这里使读者了解的概念。
2、字宙的进口贸易:无
进口东西到一个无限的区域内是不可能的,因为不存在把东西进口进来的“外部”。

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作者简介:

道格拉斯·亚当斯(Douglas Noël Adams,1952年3月11日-2001年5月11日)是一位英国广播剧作家、和音乐家,尤其以《银河系漫游指南》系列作品出名。亚当斯自称为“极端无神论者”。在去世以前,他是一位非常受欢迎的演讲者,尤其是在科技和环保等题材方面。他在49岁时的早逝在科幻和奇幻社群中引起了极大的哀悼。

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重点单词
  • temporaladj. 当时的,暂时的,现世的 n. 世间的事物
  • accurateadj. 准确的,精确的
  • warpn. 弯,歪曲,乖僻 vt. 弄歪,翘曲
  • tortuousadj. 弯曲的,曲折的,转弯抹角的
  • avoidvt. 避免,逃避
  • conceptn. 概念,观念
  • impossibleadj. 不可能的,做不到的 adj. 无法忍受的
  • glossaryn. 字典,辞典 [计算机] 词汇表
  • simplisticadj. 过分单纯化的;过分简单化的
  • infinityn. (时间,空间等)无限,无穷,[数]无穷大