My Dad's a Secret Agent
——Kenn Nesbitt
My dad's a secret agent.
He's an undercover spy.
He's the world's best detective.
He's the perfect private eye.
He's a Pinkerton, a gum shoe,
He's a snoop and he's a sleuth.
He's unrivaled at detecting
and uncovering the truth.
He's got eyesight like an eagle.
He's got hearing like a bat.
He can out-smell any bloodhound.
He's as stealthy as a cat.
He can locate nearly anything
with elementary ease.
But no matter how he looks and looks
My dad can't find his keys!
我的爸爸是特工
——Kenn Nesbitt
我的爸爸是特工
我的爸爸是暗探
他是世界上最优秀的间谍
他是十全十美的私家侦探
他是位名探，他是位密探
他追踪寻迹
明察秋虚，发现真相
无人能敌
他有雄鹰一般的眼睛
他有蝙蝠一样的听力
他的嗅觉胜过警犬
他的行动如猫一般诡秘
他几乎能查出一切
而又毫不费力
但不管他怎样找啊找
却找不到自己的钥匙