A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says.
“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。
"What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”
"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman.
“哦，真神奇，”女士说。
"How old are you?"
“你高寿？”
"Twenty-six."
“二十六。”