求职者写在简历上的15件最滑稽的事
日期:2011-09-01 10:29

(单词翻译:单击)

45%的人力资源经理会说,他们浏览每一份求职简历的时间平均不会超过1分钟。一些求职者可能遭到拒绝这很容易理解,因为他们试图将自己的个性带到自己的工作经历中。但是,在你简历的“特殊技能”这块,你会写上你的特别才能是太空舞步吗?

1. Candidate said the more he was paid, the harder he worked. 有求职者说:多劳多得。

2. Candidate said he had been fired from past positions, but still included those managers as references. 有求职者说:他已经被解雇,但是仍然拥有那些经理的推荐信。

3. Candidate said getting an interview was important because he wanted an opportunity to show off his new tie. 有求职者说:获得一次面试机会很重要,因为这样他才有机会炫耀下他的新的领带

4. Candidate listed her dog as a reference. 有求职者将她的狗狗作为了证明人。

5. Candidate listed-yes, the moonwalk-as a special skill. 有求职者将太空舞步作为自己的特殊技能。

6. A husband and wife team looking to job share submitted a poem they had co-written. 一对夫妇在找工作的时候一起提交了他们俩共同写的一首诗。

7. Candidate listed 'versatile toes' as a selling point. 有求职者在简历上写了“多才多艺的脚趾”作为卖点。

8. Candidate wrote that he would be "a good asset to the company" but somehow omitted the last two letters in "asset". 求职者写道他将是“公司的优质资产”,但是资产(asset)前面两个字母却漏泄了。

9. Candidate's email address contained the phrase "shakinmybootie". 有求职者的邮箱地址包含这句短语:强顶我的屁股。

10. Candidate mentioned that he had survived a bite from a deadly aquatic animal. 有求职者提到他已经从一只致命的水生动物种幸存了下来。

11. Candidate used first name only. 有求职者只有第一人名。

12. Candidate asked, "Would you pass up the opportunity to hire someone like this? I think not". 有求职者问:“你会错过这么好的机会雇佣这样一个人吗?我认为不。”

13. Candidate insisted that he be paid for the time he spent interviewing with the company. 有求职者宣称公司要为我在面试中花费的时间买单。

14. Candidate shipped a lemon with resume, stating, "I am not a lemon". 有求职者在简历中加了一只柠檬,说“我不是一个没有价值的东西。”

15. Candidate included on his resume the fact that he had been arrested for assaulting his previous boss. 有求职者在简历中写上了这样一个事实,他由于袭击前任老板而遭到拘留。

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重点单词
  • referencen. 参考,出处,参照 n. 推荐人,推荐函 vt. 提
  • opportunityn. 机会,时机
  • phrasen. 短语,习语,个人风格,乐句 vt. 措词表达,将(
  • addressn. 住址,致词,讲话,谈吐,(处理问题的)技巧 vt.
  • aquaticn. 水生动物,水草 adj. 水生的,水中的,水上的
  • previousadj. 在 ... 之前,先,前,以前的
  • containedadj. 泰然自若的,从容的;被控制的 v. 包含;遏制
  • resumev. 再继续,重新开始 n. 简历,履历; 摘要
  • candidaten. 候选人,求职者
  • interviewn. 接见,会见,面试,面谈 vt. 接见,采访,对 .