关于学习：
In college you can get a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. but that doesn't mean you're going to get a J.O.B.
大学里你能拿到B.A.（学士学位）, M.D.（医学博士）, or Ph.D.（博士学位），但这不意味着你能拿到J.O.B.（工作）。

That "F" You Got In English Does Not Mean Fantastic, So You Should Worry.
英语课上拿了F，不是说你Fantastic（棒极了），你得上点心。

Don't Schedule 8am classes!
早晨8点的课不能选！！

If you plan on not attending class, make sure you have a buddy that will sign u in.
要是你打算逃课，先保证有个家伙能帮你签到。

Do your homework & study. And by study I mean STUDY A LOT!
好好学习，完成作业，我说好好学习是真的要努力！

关于人际交往：
Have some Great friends.
交一些好朋友。

You can't be friends with everyone.
你不可能跟所有人都是朋友。

Keep good relationships with your professors, they have a great deal of networks that can be of use to you one day.
跟教授关系好点，他们都有人脉，说不定哪天能用上。

Work hard, party harder.
好好学习，拼命玩儿。

Don't kiss drunk girls.
喝醉的女生不能随便亲。

Your BFF freshman year may not make it to sophomore & beyond.
大一所谓最好的好朋友到了大二不见得还是朋友。

其他：
If you have to think about it don't do it.
需要考虑考虑的事儿就别干了。

Don't fall in love your first semester.
第一学期别谈恋爱。

When you begin a sentence with "don't tell anyone but...." it's a 90% chance that the person WILL tell someone.
如果你用“别跟别人讲哈”作为一段话的开头，这段话十有八九会被传得满城风雨。

Make Memories that will last a Lifetime.
上大学要打造一生的美好回忆。