The 5 Hardest Questions For Men!
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly ( i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

难点问题汇总：
1.你在想什么？
2.你爱我吗？
3.我胖吗？
4.你觉得她比我漂亮吗？
5.我死了你怎么办？

这些问题之所以这么难回答，是因为一旦男人回答错误（比如说了实话），很可能招致对方的“狂轰乱炸”。因此，为了造福大众，下面给大家分析一下这五个问题以及各种回答。

Question 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: “I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.”

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!”)

问题一：你在想什么？
合适的回答当然是：“亲爱的真不好意思，前面没有注意听你说话。我在想自己能够遇到这么一个热心体贴、善解人意、温柔善良、聪明伶俐的女人是多么的幸运啊！”

这个回答很显然一点都不靠谱，实情往往是：
a.棒球
b.足球
c.你有多胖
d.她比你漂亮多少
e.如果你死了，我要怎么花保险理赔金

（也许最佳的回答是Al Bundy告诉Peg的那句：“如果我想让你知道我在想什么，我就会对你说了啊！”）

Question 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: “YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.”

Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh Yeah, shit loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

问题二：你爱我吗？
比较合适的回答是：“爱！”或者，如果你觉得可以再具体一些的话，可以说：“亲爱的，爱你。”
其他回答各种囧：
a.欧，当然爱啦，爱死了。
b.我说爱你的话，你会开心点吗？
c.要看你怎么定义“爱”了。
d.我爱不爱你很重要吗？
e.你问谁？我吗？

Question 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I’ve seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

问题三：我胖吗？
正确回答应该是加重语气的一句：“当然不胖！”

错误的回答有：
a.参照物是什么呢？
b.我不觉得你胖，但你绝对不算瘦
c.你肉肉的样子挺好的
d.你不是最胖的
e.你能再说一遍问题吗？我前面在想，如果你死了，我要怎么花保险理赔金

Question 4: Do you think she’s prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: “Of course not!”

Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality.
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d. Define pretty..
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

问题四：你觉得她比我漂亮吗？
这个问题比较合适的回答也要加重语气的一句：“当然不是！”

不正确的回答包括：
a.恩，但你性格好
b.她不比你漂亮，但肯定更瘦
c.你像她那么年轻的时候比她漂亮
d.你觉得漂亮该怎么定义？
e.你能再说一遍问题吗？我前面在想，如果你死了，我要怎么花保险理赔金

Question 5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question.
The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Corvette!”

问题五：我死了你怎么办？
这个问题绝对没有好答案。
当然真实的回答是：“买艘航母烧钱玩儿！”