Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
坐在后座上的小孩会生出意外，发生在后座上的意外会生出小孩。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
节约用水，和女友一起洗澡。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要被抓现形。

Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。