女人最不能忍受的5类男人
日期:2010-03-11 11:46

(单词翻译:单击)

不负责任

Being irresponsible
Wars, genocide, death- and concentration-camps, constructing and using atomic bombs, weird genetic experiments, all this has been done by men because they like to do whatever is feasible. Obviously they don’t think about the consequences of their actions. The world has to struggle a lot with those consequences.

On a more harmless and playful level there is men’s predilection for breaking records. Construction or driving the fastest car for example, although the world would rather have cars that don’t damage the environment.

Where would we be without all the useful and important inventions that men made? Of course we need men’s habit of doing what is feasible. But please think about the consequences before doing and act responsibly!
不负责任
战争、种族灭绝、死亡集中营、制造和使用原子弹、诡异的基因实验、所有这些都是男人做过的,因为他们喜欢有可行性的东西。显然他们不考虑他们这些行为的后果。这个世界不得不奋力反抗这些后果。在更无害更有娱乐性的方面,男人则嗜好破记录。比如他们嗜好制造或驾驶最快的车,即使这个世界情愿要不会危害环境的车。

如果没有男人发明的这些有用又重要的玩意儿,我们又会怎样呢?当然我们需要男人这个做有可行性东西的习惯。但是拜托在做之前理性地考虑下行为的后果!

懒惰

Being lazy
Men like to be lazy and delegate as much work as possible. As long as they live with their mother she’s the one who does all the bothersome work like cleaning clothes, toilets and kitchens.

Later in life they try to find a woman to live with them who should do all that and more. She should also take care of contraception, keep all social contacts with his family, raise the kids he has with her and remind him of paying bills.

Men shouldn’t wonder why so many women want divorce.
懒惰
男人都很懒,喜欢把活儿尽量交给别人做。只要他们和妈妈住一起的话,他们的妈妈就成了做全部麻烦事的那个人,比如洗衣服、打扫厕所和厨房。再以后的话他们又想法找个同住的女人,这个女人应该做全部这些活甚至更多。她还应该注意避孕、和他的家人多来往、养育他们的孩子,提醒他付账单。

男人不该奇怪为啥有那么多的女人想离婚。

沉迷

Being addicted
Men become addicted to alcohol, drugs and gambling more often than women and what makes it worse, some become aggressive and dangerous after consuming alcohol or some kinds of drugs.

If it’s terrorizing their family or ‘only’ spending all the money for gambling or drugs, addictions and what goes along with them are a problem not only for the addicted men but also for those affiliated to them.
沉迷
男人比女人更容易染上酒瘾、毒瘾和毒瘾。更糟的是,喝完酒或吸完毒后,有些甚至变成暴力危险份子。如果沉迷危及他们的家庭或者把全部的钱“都”花在赌博和毒品上,那么沉迷和与他们相处不光对那些上瘾的男人是个问题,而且对那些和他们一起生活的人也是个问题。

犯罪倾向

Being criminal
Depending on the area, 85 – 95% of all criminal acts are committed by men!
Many reasons lead to committing a crime, one is that men don’t accept a bad situation easily. Some try to change it by all means which reflects in that rate. Others have problems controlling themselves. Also see point 1 of this list. Needless to say more, the rate tells its own tale.

犯罪倾向
在犯罪领域,85%-95%的犯罪行为都是男人干的。!

在导致犯罪的许多原因中,其中一个是,男人不易接受困境。有些人试图想方设法考虑改变困境。而有些人则不能控制自己。还可以参见上面的第一条。无需多言,光拿一条就能说明问题了。

感觉迟钝


Being insensitive
Men forget birthdays, valentine’s days, wedding anniversaries and often buy Christmas presents without much thinking. They often are awkward, not diplomatic and don’t fulfill women’s expectations for romantic situations.

When being very young they fart and burp and scratch their balls in public and laugh silly about it, later in life most of them realize that women don’t appreciate that and stop it.

All in all men are often insensitive and behave in an uncivilized manner. In case a woman tries to change that, they are reluctant to improve and complain about being unaccepted as they are instead of seeing it as a chance to refine.

感觉迟钝
男人忘记生日、情人节、结婚纪念日,常想也不想地就买圣诞礼物。他们时常笨手笨脚的,不懂技巧,不能满足女人对浪漫情境的期待。

他们还在很小的时候他们放屁打嗝,在公共场合抓着小鸡鸡还对此傻笑,长大了之后他们大多数才明白女人不喜欢那样,也不再那么做了。

总而言之男人经常是感觉迟钝的,行为举止不文雅。如果有女人想改变他这些毛病,他们

却并不想有所改善,而且还抱怨他们本来的样子不被接受,而不是把它当成一次改善自己的机会。

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重点单词
  • diplomaticadj. 外交的,古字体的,老练的
  • delegaten. 代表 vt. 派 ... 为代表,委派 vi. 委
  • reluctantadj. 不情愿的,勉强的
  • socialadj. 社会的,社交的 n. 社交聚会
  • appreciatevt. 欣赏,感激,赏识 vt. 领会,充分意识 vi.
  • feasibleadj. 可行的,可能的
  • insensitiveadj. 不敏感的,麻木不仁的,感觉迟钝的
  • romanticadj. 浪漫的 n. 浪漫的人
  • playfuladj. 爱玩耍的,幽默的
  • complainvi. 抱怨,悲叹,控诉