I hate brushing my teeth.
我讨厌刷牙H4zupK=KeeGKHZ(G。
It's such a chore.
它是讨厌的事L,l7XVXc]Y.qg。
Brush, brush. Spit, spit.
刷，刷Tl^!YJ%5FEb&[]l~M05。吐，吐x(XwkRB)9Me|KADR3。
What did they do in the old days?
人们在过去是怎么做的？
They brushed with their fingers.
他们用手指刷牙,At!7Y.nJYmN%nf|。
They also ate with their fingers!
他们也用手吃饭q;-Oo.I4vz[+。

Why do they call it the good old days?
为什么他们称那时为过去的美好时光呢？
Maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.
或许因为他们不用刷牙也不用牙线*[|YEhQFoV[muREf。
Who invented flossing?
谁发明了牙线？
A dentist, I'm sure.
我敢肯定是牙医d86t@pFB3L。
I hate flossing more than brushing!
我讨厌牙线比刷牙更甚！
I can't wait till all my teeth fall out.
在我的牙齿掉光之前我不能再等了VFLJKIQDHc。

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