It's not the end of the world. Not until I say so, anyway.—God
世界末日还没到，除非是由我亲口说的才算。——神
（选自尼采名言“God is dead”，而这里，上帝只是在承述事实。）

If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.—God
假如你错过了今天我为你准备的日出，不要紧，明天我再为你准备。——神

How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you.—God
你怎会是自我创造的人呢？我记得特别清楚是怎么创造你的呀！——神

Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the platypus, didn't I?—God
我当然有幽默感，我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽了吗？——神

Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today!—God
上街记得带雨伞，今天我也许要灌溉树木。——神

I hate rules, That's why I only made ten of them.—God
我讨厌戒条，所以我只定了十条而已！——神

If you think Mona Lisa is stunnig, you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror.—God
如果你认为“蒙娜丽莎的微笑”美丽绝伦，那么你应该看看我最重要的作品——在镜子里！——神

If I gave you everthing you ask for, where would you put it?—God
要是你所祈求的我全数应许给你，你哪来那么多地方放呢？——神

What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?—God
我要怎样才能让你注意到我？在报纸上做广告吗？——神

Nietzche is dead.—God
尼采已死。——神
（选自尼采名言“God is dead”，而这里，上帝只是在承述事实。）