If you were a tear in my eye, for fear of losing you I would never cry.
如果你是我眼里的一滴泪，我永远都不会哭，因为我怕失去你。

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.　
我对你的爱就像拉肚子，hold不住。

Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.　
你有零钱吗？我答应过我老妈如果我恋爱了就要立刻打电话给她。

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
我的电话簿弄丢了，能把你的号码再告诉我一下吗？

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果能重排字母表，我要把你和我排在一起。

Do you have a map? Because I just keep lost in your eyes!　　
你有地图吗？我总是迷失在你的眼神中。

I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.
我是小偷，我是来偷你的心的。

It's awfully hot in here, or it is you?
这里好热，是因为你在的关系吗？