情景对话
A2: But madam, this is for your own safety—optimal tire pressure is key.

Elain: Me leaving this place is key!

A2: Not until I clean your windows!

Elain: Hey, hey, why are you polishing my hubcaps?

A2: Lady, your entire car needs my special touch.

Elain: You're a moron. Oh, no! Darn! I left my purse at home.

A2: Well, well, well. Come back with the money later, and you can get your car back, madam. I do love poetic justice!
词汇注释

★ optimal (a.) 最适宜的，最佳的

★ polish (v.) 擦亮，用在车子上多指打蜡

★ hubcap (n.) 轮圈

★ moron (n.) 低能者; 笨人

★ poetic justice 恶有恶报

参考译文
站员乙：但是小姐，这可是为你的自身安全着想——适当的胎压是关键。

伊　莲：我离开这地方才是关键！

站员乙：在我帮你清挡风玻璃前都不能走！

伊　莲：嘿，嘿，你干嘛在我的轮圈上打蜡？

站员乙：小姐，你整辆车都需要我特别的照顾呢。

伊　莲：你这个猪头。喔，不！该死！我把钱包忘在家里了。

站员乙：啧啧啧。小姐，等下拿钱回来，你才可以领走你的车。我最喜欢恶有恶报了。