情景对话

Fredo: Here's our name card. By registering on our website, you can receive e-mail reminders for when to buy flowers.

Johnnie: Gee, thanks.

Fredo: See, that's why I stay single. Then I always have spare cash during the holidays.

Johnnie: Yeah, but with these good looks, what can I do? I'm a girl magnet.

Fredo: (Laughing)Okay, girl magnet. I need to unpack some flowers.

Johnnie: Go ahead, I'm thinking of sweet nothings for these cards. "Roses are red, violets are blue; you like me, I like you, too."

Fredo: Don't quit your day job, Romeo.

词汇注释

★ register (v.) 登录，注册

★ spare (a.) 多余的

★ magnet (n.) 磁铁。girl magnet意指专门吸引女孩的人，就是指‘少女杀手’

★ unpack (v.) 解开包装

★ sweet nothings 甜言蜜语

参考译文

佛瑞多：这是我们的名片。在网站登录，我们会在你该送花时，寄电子邮件通知你。

强　尼：乖乖，谢啦。

佛瑞多：看吧，这就是我单身的原因。这样一来我在假日时总会有多余的钱。

强　尼：是呀，但是生来一付好面孔，我又能怎么办？我是个“少女杀手”。

佛瑞多：（笑）好，“少女杀手”。我得去拆开一些花了。

强　尼：去吧，我正在想一些可以写在卡片上的甜言蜜语：“红玫瑰，紫罗兰，你爱我，我爱你。”

佛瑞多：我看你得再努力一点，罗密欧。