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Rory: I've decided I'm going to be a scientist.

Stan: Good luck. You can't just be a scientist.

Stan: It would take you at least eight years of secondary education to become a scientist.

Rory: Luckily,my near genius intelligence should speed up the process.

Stan: Sigh.

词汇注释和译文
at least 至少

secondary education 中等教育

near adj.近的, 近似的

intelligence n.智慧

speed up 加速

【参考译文】

罗里：我决定了我要成为科学家。

斯坦：好运。你不能只是个科学家。

斯坦：你得至少接受8年的中等教育才能成为科学家。

罗里：幸运的是，我的大智慧会加速这一进程。

斯坦：（叹气）