1.Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.

匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品，请喂给值班警卫。




2.If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。




3.Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

挪威酒吧：女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。




4.Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

瑞典皮货商店：为女士们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。




5.Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙.




6.Drop your trousers here for best results.

泰国的干洗店:在这里脱掉您的裤子,等待最好的结果.




7.Specialist in women and other diseases.

意大利妇科诊所：我们是women和其他疾病的专家。




8.The manager has personally passed all water served here.

墨西哥旅馆：旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。




9.We take your bags and send them in all directions.

丹麦机场：我们将拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。




10.Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.

俄国公墓：欢迎访问这个公墓，许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里，但星期四不埋。