A Very Nice Young Man

A gentleman and a lady were talking in an omnibus:
"Have you got any children, Madam?"
"Yes, Sir I have one boy."
"Is he a good boy?"
"A very good boy."
"Does your son smoke, Madam?"
"No, Sir, he does not smoke."
"Does he go to the alehouse?"
"No, Sir, he does not go out without me."
"Does he come home late?"
"No, Sir he goes to bed after supper every day."
"Your son is a very nice young man, Madam, how old is he?"
"He is six months, Sir."

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一位先生和一位太太同坐在一辆公共汽车上谈着话.
先生:"太太,你有孩子吗?"
太太:"有的,先生,我有一个男孩."
先生:"他是一个好孩子吗?"
太太:"一个非常好的男孩."
先生:"太太,你的儿子抽烟吗?"
太太:"不先生,他不抽烟."
先生:"他去酒吧吗?"
太太:"不,先生,没有我他从来不出去."
先生:"他回家晚吗?"
太太:"不先生,每天他吃了晚饭就睡."
先生:"太太,你的儿子真是个非常好的年轻人,他几岁了?"
太太:"先生,他六个月".