The Juror with a Secret

(originally in English)

Once there was a juror who told the judge that he didn't
want to be away from his job too long serving on a case
as a juror. So the judge said, "But can't they function
without you at work?" And the man said, "Yes, but I don't
want them to know that!"

陪审员的秘密

有个人告诉法官，他不想为了当某案件的陪审员，

而向公司请假太久。法官问他：「难道你不去上班，

你们公司就没办法运作吗？」那个人回答：

「可以运作，不过我不想让他们知道这一点！」