Do remember not to smoke
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"

千万记得别抽烟
候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人，当医生传唤他时，
他满面愁容的说：「医生，怎么办？我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油！」
医生回答他說：「喔..没关系啦！记得这几天不要抽烟！」