Lose Something, Anyone?

There was a man who was drunk and was “zig-zagging”

as he got onto a bus. As soon as he was on the bus,

he said, “Who lost a bunch of 100 dollar bills with a

rubber band around it?” A lot of people ran toward him

and said, “Me, me, me!” And he said,

“Here’s the rubber band.”

异想天开

有个喝醉酒的人踉踉跄跄地坐上公交车。他一上车就说：

「谁掉了一叠用橡皮筋捆起来的百元钞票？」

一堆人冲过来说：「是我！是我！」他说：「那条橡皮筋在这里。」