Big Surprise

Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?

Local yokel:Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or

eat solid food.

Visitor: What was the matter with you?

Local yokel:Nothing---I was born here.

大吃一惊

游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康？

乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。

游客：你怎么了？

乡下佬：没什么－－我就出生在这个地方。