Husband and Wife

Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day)
:"I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. "
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

丈夫和妻子之间的幽默

妻子对经常整天坐在那里看报纸的丈夫说：“我希望我就是报纸你每天
把我捧在手上”
丈夫说："我也希望你是报纸那样的话我可以天天换新的"