Old But Still Ingenious
(Originally in English)
There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had
just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So
his friends asked him, "How did you manage to get
an 18-year-old girl to marry you, when you're 75?"
And the old man replied, "I told her I was 99,
so she would marry me quick!"

老谋深算　　
有一位75岁的千万富翁刚娶了一位18岁的金发美女，他的朋友
纷纷问他：「你已经75高龄了，你是用什么办法让一位18岁的
女孩愿意嫁给你呢？」他回答：「我告诉她我已经99岁了，然
后她很快就答应嫁给我了！」