Mother Knows the Best

(originally in English)

It was a couple's wedding night, and the bride got

all dressed up in her beautiful nightgown and

began waiting in bed. But a half an hour, one hour,

an hour and a half and then two hours passed by,

and her groom was still standing next to the

bedroom window, looking at the moon and stars.

So she couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Honey,

what's the problem? Come to bed with me." But

the groom said, "No way." And the bride said,

"Why is that? It's our wedding night." And he

replied, "Precisely. My mother told me that this

would be the most beautiful night of my whole

life, so I don't want to miss a minute of it."

谨遵母训

新婚之夜，新娘穿上美丽的睡袍，在床上等候新郎。

但是，半个小时、一个小时、一个半小时、两个小时

都过去了，新郎始终站在窗户旁，看着天上的月亮

和星星。这时，新娘再也忍不住了，问道：「亲爱的，

怎么了？过来床上陪我啊！」但是新郎回答：

「不行！」新娘就问他：「为什么？今晚是我们的

新婚之夜啊！」新郎回答：「没错！我妈妈告诉我，

今晚将是我一生中最美的夜晚，

所以一分一秒我都不想错过！」