Only Now Can I Tell The Difference!

(Originally In Chinese)

A woman went to court for a divorce. In response

to the judge's inquiry, she complained that her

husband was a hopeless alcoholic. "You have been

married for only three months and you want to

divorce him," said the judge. "Didn't you know he

was an alcoholic before you were married?" "No,

I didn't," the woman replied. "I didn't realize until

recently. I noticed the difference only when he

came home one day without being drunk!"

有所差別

有一个女人上法庭，要跟她先生离婚。法官问她理由，她说

因为她的先生是个酒鬼，已经喝酒上瘾了。法官就说：「嗄！你

刚结婚三个月而已，怎么就要离婚呢？还没结婚以前，难道你

不知道他是酒鬼吗？」她说：「以前我不知道，是这几天

才知道的，因为有一天他回去不醉，我才知道差别的！