Lawyer and engineer
　　　
　　A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
　　The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.

律师与工程师

　一个律师与一个工程师在加勒比海边钓鱼，律师说：“我到这里是因为我的房子被大火烧了，保险公司赔偿了我所有的损失。”“这太巧了，”工程师　说，“我是因为房子被洪水冲垮了，保险公司也赔偿了所有的损失。”
　律师看起来有些困惑，“你是怎么引起洪水的？”他不解的问。