Hearing

Mr. Johnson was over 70 years old and had serious hearing
problems for a long time. He went to the doctor,
and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of
hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
Mr. Johnson went back to the doctor in a month, and the
doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
pleased that you can hear again.”
Mr. Johnson replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to their conversations.
I’ve changed my will several times!”

听力

约翰逊先生已经70多岁了，他有很严重的听力问题已经好长时间了。
他去看医生，医生给他配了一套助听器，让他100%听见声音了。
一个月后约翰逊先生又去见医生，医生说：“你的听力完全好了，
你的家人一定都非常高兴你又能听了吧。”
约翰逊先生回答：“噢，我还没告诉我家里人呢。我只是坐在旁边
听他们谈话。我已经修改我的遗嘱好几次了！”