Going Swimming

David and Larry were teachers in the local high school.

One day, the weather was very hot, so they wanted to swim

in the nearby lake. They didn’t bring their swimming-trunks,

but since they were all alone, they didn’t care.

They undressed and got into the water for a long, refreshing swim.
Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot

where they’d left their clothes, when a group of students from

the high school came along. Unable to get to their clothes

in time,David covered his privates, and Larry covered his face

while they ran for cover in the bushes.
After the students wandered on and the men got dressed

again, David asked Larry why he covered his face rather than

his privates.Larry replied, “I don’t know about you, but it’s

my face they would recognize in the school.”

游泳

戴维和拉里是当地一所中学的教师。一天，天气格外热，于是他们想到

附近的湖里去游泳。他们没带游泳裤，但是反正也没有别人，他们也就不在乎了。

他们光着身子在水里好长时间觉得很爽快。精神抖擞的，他们上岸去到放衣服

的地方去，走在半路上一群他们学校的学生走了过来。不能及时地拿到衣服，

戴维用手捂住了他的私密处，而拉里捂着他的脸，就这样他们跑进了灌木丛。
等学生们走过去以后，两人又穿上衣服。戴维问拉里为什么要盖住脸，

而不遮住他的私密处。
拉里回答：“我不知道你怎么想，但是我的脸在学校里会被他们认出来的。”