(单词翻译:单击)
You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck.
你的厨艺弱爆了，完全弱爆了。
Today we're making corn dogs, not corn dogs; corn dogs, not corn dogs; corn dogs, and definitely not corn dogs.
今天我们做玉米热狗，不是玉米和狗；是玉米热狗，不是玉米加热狗；是玉米热狗，更不是玉米狗。
Corn dogs, also known as hot dog popsicles, these Korean style corn dogs owe the revolution to earlier attempts at the corn dog,
玉米热狗，也被称为热狗冰棍，这种韩式玉米热狗是之前对玉米热狗进行改良的结果，
including the apple dog, the zucchini dog, and the cauli dog.
比如苹果热狗、西葫芦热狗和花菜热狗。（cauliflower是花菜）
For these recipes you can use any type of hot dog you like, such as classic hot dogs, memory foam hot dogs.
做这些热狗，可以用各种你喜欢的烤肠，比如经典烤肠、记忆泡沫烤肠。
You can pick fresh veggie dogs, or if you're desperate, you can use a horn dog.
也可以采摘新鲜的素烤肠，如果你实在没别的选择，也可以用长了角的烤肠。
To make our batter, we'll add one and a quarter cups of flour. This is all purpose wheat dust, though sometimes rice flour is used.
做面糊的话，需要1.25杯面粉。这是中筋面粉，但有时候也会用大米磨的粉。
And with American corn dogs, you'd be adding cornmeal, two tablespoons of sugar, a half teaspoon of salt, and one teaspoon of instant yeast.
要做美式玉米热狗，需要添加玉米粉、两汤匙糖、半茶匙盐和一茶匙速溶酵母。
Give that a premix, aka a pranjangle.
预先把它混合一下，也就是预先搅拌一下（pre-加wangle加jangle构成pranjangle）。
Then add an egg and 100 milliliters of warm water, and start wanjangling.
然后加入一个鸡蛋和100毫升温水，开始搅拌。
And don't stop until your wrist is angry.
手腕没疼到发脾气就不要停下来。
You can use your hand if you want to create a dough glove.
如果你想做一只面糊手套，也可以用你的手搅拌。
Then clean your spoon off with your spatula to get every last morsel of precious dough.
然后用铲子把勺子刮干净，把所有珍贵的面糊都刮下来。
Then clean your spatula off with a fork to leave no dough behind.
然后用叉子把铲子刮干净，这样就不会留下没刮掉的面糊了。
Then use an oil thermometer to clean off the fork.
然后用油温计把叉子刮干净。
Then use a mini corndog leg to clean off the thermometer.
然后用迷你玉米狗的腿把油温计擦干净。
Then burn the toothpick as a sacrifice to the corn gods.
然后烧掉牙签，作为对玉米神的祭品。
Now we'll cover that dough and leave it to rise like corn from a field, except nothing like that at all.
现在把面团盖起来，让它像田里的玉米一样开始生长，虽然一点都不像。
Now we'll transfer that goop to a shallower bowl for better dog rolling.
现在把面糊转移到较浅的碗中，方便让热狗滚动。
Now we're gonna mount our dogs on some spears.
现在把我们的热狗插在长矛上。
I'm using chopsticks for maximum sturdiness.
我用的是筷子，因为筷子最结实。
If you end up with one that has hypospadias, just slide it out and course correct.
如果热狗插歪了，直接把筷子拔出来，再插正就行了。
Close enough.
差不多。
These are a bit long, so I'm going to snap off the ends.
这一头有点长，所以我要把筷子头折断。
Now blow that sawdust off the plate and hope no one gets splinters.
现在把盘子上的木屑吹掉，希望没人会吃到木渣。
Now you might be tempted to confuse this with a sacred harvest wand.
现在你可能会分不清它和神圣的丰收魔杖。
But as you can see, it doesn't have any of the traditional sacred harvest power.
但正如你所见，这个热狗没有传统的神圣丰收魔力。
You want to make sure the dogs are bone dry for a better batter stickiness, which you can do with a paper towel.
一定要确保热狗非常干燥，这样才能更好地沾上面糊，可以用纸巾把它擦一下。
Or you can use a blow dryer, or hang them out on the clothes line,
也可以用吹风机，也可以挂在晾衣绳上，
or by putting a glass of water next to them so that relatively speaking they're pretty dry.
也可以在旁边放一杯水，这样相对来说它们就相当干燥了。
And then do one last emergency hot dog drying session.
最后一次做紧急热狗干燥。
Then we'll dip them in this bowl of glue, also known as "corndogial" fluid.
然后把它们浸入这碗面糊中，也就是所谓的玉米狗胶质液体。（corn加dog加形容词后缀-ial）
Check out those glutenin and gliadin proteins with their strong disulfide bonds. Am I right?
看看这谷胶蛋白和麦醇溶蛋白，它们的二硫键真够强的，是不是？
You can wet your hand and mold the dough if you like, making sure it's not too thick.
如果你愿意，可以把手打湿后，把面糊定型一下，确保面糊不会太厚。
Now we're ready to roll in the breadcrumbs.
现在可以在面包屑里翻滚了。
These are Italian style handcrafted artisan breadcrumbs, which come from the Puglia region,
这些是意式手工面包屑，来自普利亚地区，
which means we're creating Italian Korean fusion cuisine, also known as Kortalian food.
也就是说我们做的是融合了意大利和韩国风味的菜，也就是意韩菜。
We'll just get a nice good coating here.
均匀涂上一层就行了。
I'm using an actual home deep fryer because it's safer than doing it on the stovetop.
我用的是家用油炸锅，用这种锅比在炉子上做更安全。
My general recommendation for deep frying at home is don't deep fry because it's dangerous.
我对在家里油炸东西的一般建议是不要油炸，因为这个操作很危险。
And you don't know what you're doing.
你不知道自己在做什么。
But if you're gonna disobey, I've got links below for all the safety stuff, so make sure to check it out.
但如果你硬要自己油炸，我在视频下面放上了安全措施的链接，请一定要查看。
So that's frying for three minutes until it's nice and golden brown.
炸三分钟左右，直到它变成漂漂亮亮的金黄色。
Then goes onto our wire rack to cool off for a bit.
然后放到铁丝架上冷却一会儿。
Mmm, that's a good looking corn dog.
嗯，这是个很好看的玉米热狗。
It looks much better than my first attempt, which looks like a...looks like a total piece of not good corn dog.
比我第一次做的好看多了，第一次做的看起来......看起来完全不像好看的玉米热狗。
Now we'll take a mozzarella rectangular prism and slide that onto our stick to create a cheese dog,
现在拿一个长方形棱柱体的马苏里拉干酪，把它插到棍子上，做一个奶酪热狗，
which isn't a dog at all; it's a grilled cheese stickwich, which also isn't grilled.
其实根本不是热狗，就是一个插在棍子上的烤奶酪三明治，而且也不是烤的。（stick加sandwich构成stickwich）
Lies everywhere in the corn dog world, watch your back.
玉米热狗的世界里到处都是谎言，可要小心了。
I only fried this one for around two minutes.
这个我只炸了大约两分钟。
Then we get this oozy goosey breadstick on a stick.
然后就有了这个流心芝士面包棒。
And now we'll do the potato dog, sometimes called the ugly potato dog.
现在来做土豆热狗，有时被称为丑陋的土豆热狗。
This is essentially a hot dog with French fries built in. Smart.
本质上就是一个自带薯条的热狗。我可真机智。
I've got frozen hash browns here that are still frozen.
我这里用的是还没解冻的冷冻洋葱土豆饼。
You can also chop up frozen French fries, or you can use parboiled potato like a show-off.
你也可以把冷冻薯条切碎，或者也可以用焯水的土豆来显得你很了不起。
I'm just gonna fill the gaps in here like I'm doing an arts and crafts project.
我想把这里的空白都填满，感觉像在做手工作业。
Then into the lava we go for three minutes or a bit longer.
然后放进岩浆，炸三分钟或更久一点。
And we get this beautifully grotesque abstract art log.
然后就有了这个又好看又怪异的抽象艺术原木。
And now we have a beautiful harmonious corn-free corn dog family. Gorgeous.
现在我们有了一个美丽和谐的无玉米玉米热狗家庭。太棒了。
If you want to put the corn back in corn dog, you can use a corn cob stick holder.
如果你想让玉米热狗里有点玉米，把玉米棒当作把手。
If you don't want to muck around with all that battering and frying nonsense, you can get a pre-made corndog sheath and just slide that on, and eat that ice cold raw dog.
如果你不想费力做面糊或者油炸，可以搞一个做好的玉米热狗外壳，然后把它套上去，直接吃冰冷的生烤肠。
