酱汁一定会滴到裤子上的早餐卷饼
日期:2021-09-29 21:00

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For the breakfast burrito, you're gonna need a tortilla, tomato, avocado, black beans, cheese, onion, onion, salsa, sour cream and eggs.

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做早餐卷饼你需要用到,玉米饼,西红柿,鳄梨,黑豆,奶酪,洋葱,洋葱,莎莎酱,酸奶油和鸡蛋Vz6NPyj@2cV50FCk*_

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This is so cool!

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太爽了!

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Gonna take your green onion, and ripple... chop.

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拿出大葱,连锁切;oACxjERsD~8efd!^

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We're chopping green onion for the eggs and purple onion for the black beans.

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我们正在切大葱配鸡蛋,切紫洋葱配黑豆1NNdoRn%aHS3kQqV

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And we're chopping tomato for fun.

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切西红柿,为了开心X-Nvn7bukrH

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And let's open the avocado and put it on standby.

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把牛油果剥开,放在一边备用d04~Xh6vE[

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Throw in some olive oil.

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倒一些橄榄油3IIne(,nM+[,g|a

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So once this is cooked up a bit, add in your black beans, some salt, some pepper pepper pepper, and some cumin.

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等洋葱炒了一会儿之后,放黑豆,加一些盐,一些胡椒,一些孜然hB9jOhnv-EBp,r^2

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And really take in that aroma of cumin.

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好好闻闻孜然的香味to5inr%gh#we+;vu6P.

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Yup. I know that smell alright.

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是的_viw&Hvetw5WV。我很清楚那味道-,AZeSIL&BI

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What the hell is that guy doing?

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这家伙在做什么?

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Police work.

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警察执行公务&O*&]Zh0c5RH

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I'm trying to track down a criminal.

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我正在追捕一个嫌犯1-nWPwRO*w#F

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A criminal who doesn't realize that he sprayed evidence all over this wall here.

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一个不知道自己把证据喷得满墙都是的罪犯usx_KkHx7ydoHqtf(Mf@

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Evidence? You mean piss?

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证据?你是说尿?

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Haha. Yeah. Piss.

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Evidence comes in a lot of forms.

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证据的形式有很多种wE%.|0!l2Zu%Q][8B8F

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Did you guys see anything suspicious around here lately?

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你们最近在这附近看到什么可疑的东西了吗?

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Whoa there pops! We don't talk to the cops! Hey!

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哇哦是警察诶!我们可不和警察说话!嘿!

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I will straight up taze you.

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我马上就来收拾你=&z@DaeUCHJ)2t(,CPk

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He went that way.

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他往那边去了vOo2Fe0;mO%hBj.

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Great.

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很好udQ*VfWXIKV2g=FLJ#M6

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Your visual observations combined with this evidence here combined with my tracker device that shows me exactly where he is at all times means I know exactly where to go.

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你的视觉观察加上这里的证据,再加上一直告诉我罪犯在哪的追踪器,意味着,我完全清楚要去哪了V3jq&B@7AXBOtopJ138L

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You stay out of trouble.

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没事了,你们可以走了9!TNsiw=ouQqO;d6Zk

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If the beans get too dry, you can add a little bit of water.

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如果豆子太干了,你可以加一点水DVa*1zw2CEMgNt)

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I've already burnt the onions, so that's great.

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我已经把洋葱烧焦了,真不错W9ORw,oWMm[R

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So at the last possible second, we're gonna cook the eggs.

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所以在最后一刻,我们要炒鸡蛋adF&ns&XY*

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Now the tortilla is warming up over here.

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现在玉米饼正在这边加热jzw&#l4GtReZ

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I like them just barely cooked.

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我喜欢煮的刚刚熟的那种CCiZs)~D4mprOc5t

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OK. We're gonna take the warm tortilla, the sour cream, and salsa.

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好了,我们放上热的玉米饼,酸奶油,还有莎莎酱kMzQyj]BZl9+1YwD|c&&

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This is for moisture distribution purposes.

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这么做为了均匀保湿p[fPh#!lc!GZhcdA5Ogp

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Egg goes on, grated cheese goes on.

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放上鸡蛋,芝士碎aqCH#zTPmM=c!KtLsP

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That's when you want to hit it with the beans, so it all melts.

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这时你就可以把豆子放在它上面,让它融化0bCroQ!tl;S.9.BP@]

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Oh man, I'm putting too much stuff on here.

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天啊,我放了太多东西了yd[tqS+Tjmp;w

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The tomato, some avocado, and I made some burrito sauce.

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再放西红柿,牛油果,还有我做的一些玉米煎饼酱AX~7E0rC@qK!@gJ

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I like to have enough sauce that I can eat my burrito and drink my burrito at the same time.

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我喜欢放足够的酱汁,这样我就可以一边吃卷饼一边喝卷饼了E;&vqd4k&nGck_OUQ

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I like the kind of burrito that threatens to leak all over my pants.

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我喜欢那种马上酱汁就要漏到我裤子上的卷饼~bD9Olzf3hvM])

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God, I love camping.

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天呐,我爱露营Yl]]obYLS[&LFGh)

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The smell of the forest, the wind in the trees.

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森林的气息,树林里的风ttw;P^cS4Hk-x

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Could anything be better?

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还有比这更好的吗?

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No.

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Are you alright?

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你还好吗?

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Yeah. I'm great.

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Camping. It's the best.

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You seem like something's on your mind.

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你看起来像是有心事st.j;r1F1^t8tz-

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I think I left the stove on.

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There's a stove at the warehouse?

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仓库里有个子?

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Or I might have left the windows open. It could rain.

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或者我可能没关窗户h]~JkZ@i7@Y8O。可能会下雨e;H0bAmo[Xa

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I think I forgot to put the tarp over the trampoline.

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我好像忘记把防水布盖在蹦床上了lIw5&N|Mdhr|

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If it gets dusty...

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如果落灰的话……

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You know what I think?

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你知道我怎么想吗?

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I think you're hiding something.

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我觉得你在隐藏什么yZdFtlUq@#Cj7~

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Whoa...I'm not...

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额……我没有……

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I think you're hiding your feelings.

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我觉得你在隐藏你的感情#]s6zZals7*

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You need some time alone?

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你需要一个人待会儿吗?

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You wanna go for a walk?

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你想要去走走吗?

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I don't give a care.

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Oh. Yeah.

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I think you're right.

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我觉得你说得对[i3_[Ksmj52,Om1s

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I just need some time to think.

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我只是需要一些时间思考~V-xcAhy&|

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I'll see you... back here... later.

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那一会儿……在这……见N[&E9)w.zYlT#

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Oh no...

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哦不……

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Ohhhh crap.

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Pull that back... and then...

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往回拉……然后……

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Damn.

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Ideally, you want to be able to fold.

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理想情况下,它能叠起来B1ka%H@h8A,R)zcV48Z6

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I've really done it, haven't I?

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我真的做成了,对吧?

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Just go ahead and serve inside that can from the black beans.

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来吧,把它装在黑豆罐子里端上来ZvkPI0PKvN3w*dgv=yC

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And if you have a second one, you can put it on top and tape it together and take it to work like that.

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如果你还有第二个罐子的话,你可以把它放在上面,把它粘在一起,带去上班吃wal^n;)vW=kCrE

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But that's not gonna leak over anybody's pants.

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但那不会漏到任何人的裤子上[OXA1rDweQN

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I don't care what kind of pants they wear.

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我可不管他们穿什么样的裤子L24;xdijBf0&_57u

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Another approach is to take a straw and then just drink your burrito.

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另一种方法是拿出吸管喝卷饼LCmggWgHfNW&gm

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And the other approach would be to make sure you wear your burrito pants.

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还有一种方法是确保你穿着吃卷饼该穿的裤子ipvQDN[-#.~V5*

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