Oh! There they are.
哦！他们在那里。
Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom to be: Emily and Marcus!
女士们先生们，让我们欢迎新娘艾米莉和新郎马库斯！
What the hell is that?
那是什么鬼？
You son of a bitch! You said we were best friends.
你个狗娘养的！你说过我们是最好的朋友。
Yeah, it's like, fucked up.
是啊，好像一切都是胡闹。
What are you two doing here? Oh my God!
你们俩在这儿干什么？哦，我的天啊！
Excuse me. This is a private event.
抱歉。这是私人活动。
Oh, that's cool. We know the bride and groom. We met these two animals down in Mexico.
哦，那很酷。我们认识新娘和新郎。是在墨西哥遇到的那俩货的。
Go! Go! Go! Go! Viva la revolución!
走吧！走吧！走吧！革命万岁！
Why does the salt not taste salty?
为什么这盐尝起来不咸？
Oh, because it's cocaine. What?
因为那是可卡因。什么？
We actually brought it from home.
我们从家里带过来的。
Very, very easy if you ever want to try it. It's just a Ziploc in a full shampoo bottle.
非常非常简单，如果你想尝试的话。只需要一个装在洗发水瓶子里的密保诺。
And it's so much more comfortable than when I had it in my ass.
而且比我把它塞进肛门里舒服多了。
Ok, look, we just gotta contain it.
好吧，听着，我们得控制住局面。

This is only happening because you said, "See you later!"
这一切都是因为你说了“再见”。
I said it without meaning it like any decent person would. And somehow he is charming my dad.
我说这话的时候并不是有意的。任何一个体面的人都会这么说。不知怎么的，他让我爸很着迷啊。
I hope you're comfortable in a foursome.
我希望你在四人组中能感觉很舒服。
As long as there's at least one girl involved.
只要至少有一个女孩参与其中就可以。
Everywhere they go... Fuck you, you baby-faced little bitch! Chaos happens.
无论他们去哪里...去你的，你个娃娃脸的小贱人！都会发生混乱。
This weekend is all about you.
这个周末完全属于你。
Well, I like the sound of that.
我喜欢这个声音。
We do, too. Jesus!
我们也是。天啊!
Good evening, everyone!
大家晚上好！
What is he doing up there?
他在上面做什么？
Marcus and I crossed paths in Mexico. Got to know each other. Intimately.
马库斯和我是在墨西哥相识的。我们对对方都很了解。也很亲密。
This is the best wedding I've ever been to.
这是我参加过的最好的婚礼。
Put that bottle on your head.
把那个瓶子放在你头上。
Babe, he's not serious. We've been drinking... Count it!
宝贝，他不是认真的。我们一直在喝...命中！
You hit the bottle this time!
这次你射中瓶子了！
What the fuck?
什么情况？
That was fucking awesome! Woo!
太他妈棒了！哇！
Jackpot. The devil's dick. The most potent magic mushroom on earth.
中大奖了。魔鬼的丁丁。地球上最强大的魔法蘑菇。
I ate it. Why?
我吃了它。为什么？
You told me to! I didn't say eat it!
是你让我这么做的！我没让你吃它！
Man, everything you touch turns into drugs!
伙计，你碰过的东西都会变成毒品！