OK, everyone, given everything, Santa is talking about cancelling Christmas. Any suggestions? Easter Bunny.
好了，各位，鉴于目前的一切，圣诞老人表示要取消圣诞节。大家都有什么建议吗？复活节兔子。
Just leave the presents in the street. They'll find them.
那就把礼物仍在大街上好了。人们会找到礼物的。
Why don't we go into their houses and leave teeth?
我们为什么不去他们家里，把牙齿留下来呢？
Oh, what if instead of no one touching anyone, everyone touches everyone? No.
哦，那如果是大家都去触碰彼此，而不是互不接触呢？这个不行。
What if Santa was sexy? That's horrible.
那如果圣诞老人很性感呢？太可怕了。
You can't celebrate Christmas without teeth.
没有牙，你就没办法庆祝圣诞节。
I'm not sure that's true.
我可不同意这一点。

Well, in my experience, it works better...
根据我的经验，这样会更好...
How are you still working here? Nothing even happens on Saint Patrick's Day.
那你怎么还在这里工作？圣帕特里克节甚至什么都没发生。
Stop making fun of me!
不要再取笑我了！
Everybody, please. We may all look a little different, we may all stand for different things. But this is christmas.
各位，拜托。我们可能都看起来有点不同，我们都代表着不同的东西。但这是圣诞节。
Granted it'll be different this year, but, like us, different can be good.
虽然今年因为一些原因会有所不同，但就像我们这些人一样啊，不同也会是好事。
Who are you?
你是哪位啊？
I'm the Pancake day pancake.
我是薄饼日的薄饼。
What?
什么玩意儿？
#MerryDifferent from Channel 4.
不同的快乐，尽在英国第四频道。