读者文摘:趣闻数则
日期:2020-12-18 14:09

(单词翻译:单击)

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中英文本

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My husband and his sister are notorious yakkers.

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我丈夫和他妹妹都是超有名的话痨,

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They can hold court on any subject. One day, he called her.

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他们可以就任何问题大聊特聊CCnU[gcJze。一天,他打电话给他的妹妹83jvUDtv9*-HD7

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All he had to say was "Hi," and that launched her into a marathon session, going on about this, that, and the other.

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他只说了一声“嗨”,就让她开始了一场马拉松式的会话,谈论着这个,谈论那个,还有其他的事情mf8XfKfDk7TxQ0L1

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When she finally paused to come up for air, she had one question: "Who am I talking to?"

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当她终于停下来休息时,她问了一个问题:“我在和谁说话?”

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A few of us were discussing the perils of drinking and driving when my five-year-old granddaughter threw in her two cents.

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我们几个人正在讨论酒后驾车的危险,这时我五岁的孙女扔了两分钱NkMoY|U&%Oun

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"I can see why it would be dangerous to drink and drive," she said.

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“我明白为什么酒后驾车很危险,”她说,

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"The straw could go up your nose."

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“吸管会进到你的鼻子里-K)2n6LCI&Jijfs^g。”

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It always irked my single mother that her grocery store didn't carry eggs in packages of six—just by the dozen.

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我的单亲妈妈总是很恼火,因为她的杂货店没有六个一包的鸡蛋yAcXe9x2+3wgWq~M

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Then one day, her wish came true.

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后来有一天,她的愿望实现了4R-Gf~6y.l~%B

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She walked into the grocery and found fresh eggs in cartons of six.

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她走进杂货店,发现一盒六个的新鲜鸡蛋j]D|7Mu9FwFV9

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"I was so excited," she told us later, "that I bought two!"

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“我太兴奋了,”她后来告诉我们,“于是我就买了两盒!”

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Suffering from an unsightly scaly rash, my friend Denise made an appointment with a dermatologist who happened to be very attractive.

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我的朋友丹尼斯得了鳞屑疹,样子很难看,他预约了一位碰巧很有魅力的皮肤科医生BVeFs93I(9|*tXS%4]W

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After a full examination, the doctor cocked his head and asked, "Denise, did you get your hair done?"

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在进行全面检查之后,医生仰着头问道:“丹尼斯,你做头发了吗?”

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"Why, yes. Thank you for noticing," said Denise, flattered.

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“为什么问这个,做过了(#9i_NOxpXi~yxm。谢谢你注意到了,”丹尼斯受宠若惊地说Foptwlh~,)K3!nIP7R

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"I thought so," the doctor replied. "Be-cause your scalp looks red and irritated."

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“我想也是,”医生回答说,“因为你的头皮发红、看起来像受了刺激.lCwKgPrP3OwH+V]p;9。”

重点讲解


1.come up for air 喘口气;调节一下精神

I just have to come up for air.
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2.suffer from 遭受;受……之苦

Many people suffer from mental illness at some point in their lives.
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