读者文摘:军人段子分享
日期:2020-05-15 16:36

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中英文本

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How did i know my new coworker was a veteran? When i heard him describe the impending birth of his first child as "when the baby has boots on the ground."
我是怎么知道我的新同事是一个老兵的?就在他这样描述自己的第一个孩子的出生:“这个孩子会在这个时候上战场”K%w+.Qn-+rY
I was stationed in England with the air force when i went to a local barber.
我驻扎在英国的空军部队时,去了当地的一家理发店理发)_ALln47hm=2,tUbR
I told him that i had a date that night and asked for a very close shave.
我告诉他,我那晚要去参加一个约会,让他给我刮干净点phYWbYtyTmZx=PqvhLTl
After working his magic, the barber exclaimed, "there you go, yank.
理发师施完他的魔法后说道,“搞定了,英国先生]HN_G;NROH;&mT,14

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If you want it any closer than that, you'll have to bite 'em off from the inside."
如果你想要更近的话,你得从里面咬出来Uqc8l!xR..qkRi。”
Visiting annapolis, i noticed several plebes on their hands and knees holding pencils and clipboards. "what are they doing?"
在参观安纳波利斯时,我注意到有几个人跪在地上,手拿铅笔和写字板kaohX|&k+TGNRHR5h;。“他们在干什么?”
I asked our tour guide. "Each year, the upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard," he said.
我问我们的导游pj,X[;Whhuz1。他说:“每年,学长们都会问新生,铺好这个院子需要多少块砖Ko*nlUIft6#2MA6%。”
"So what's the answer?" My friend asked. The guide replied, "one."
我朋友问道,“答案是什么?”导演回答说“一块m0Qk&HhJZz-ezK。”

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重点讲解

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1.ask for索要

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If I were you I would simply ring your friend's bell and ask for your bike back.
如果我是你,我就会直接去按你朋友的门铃,把自行车要回来Yx3.8LeBQ;CiyI3^%c

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2.bite off咬掉

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People sometimes bite off more than they can chew.
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