读者文摘:糟糕的建议合集(2)
日期:2020-03-13 17:31

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COME UP SHORT. "It's the thought that counts."

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徒劳无功_twb^g&[=_8F*i4yL,。“想法最重要q%t9jR^*SPmyIQ%TC。”

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LIGHT UP. As a rookie fireman, I was advised by the older firemen to start smoking.

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点烟Gs|yzBmRFU。作为一名新消防队员,老消防队员建议我开始吸烟DuJoYRHvCu49

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They said it would help acclimate my lungs to the smoke in a building fire.

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他们说这能让我的肺适应大楼火灾的烟雾CQnmq~o&9kkHWHfhh

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TRY A NEW COLOR. "You would look great with black hair," a friend told me. "Let's dye it."

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尝试一种新的颜色VM;.qPGV9]ZhIh。一个朋友告诉我:“你要是有黑头发就好了&EdN@1V4kiZ@y;1&SM%。”“我们去染发吧+AePI7u~PMNC7!6(@。”

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He did, and I didn't. Worse, although the color was supposed to wash out, it didn't.

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他染了,我没有_4.R^xO^knx5=rFa|4。更糟的是,尽管颜色应该是能洗掉的,但是洗不掉了r%^+xn.fs(;0

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Instead, it turned blue. Dark blue, almost navy blue.

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相反,它变成了蓝色19y&G3R~q6^lwqvtuM。深蓝色,几乎是海军蓝exNMVM@5A~dh!lPN@

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Since this was years before punk and dyed hair, I was horrified. Although, who knows, maybe I started a trend.

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因为那是在朋克和染发之前的年代,我被吓坏了kI,qukWUP65hZjPs^。但是,谁知道呢,也许我开创了一种潮流=NvwuINb%jYM]

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SELL NOW. In 1984, my sister's husband worked for GTE servicing small relay stations around Redmond, Washington.

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现在出售b[pFa3gZ8k;*EMgp+c+o。1984年,我姐姐的丈夫在华盛顿雷德蒙附近的服务小型中继站的GTE工作n*czRvdkmcwcC]n

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He suggested we buy stock in a company that was one of his clients.

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他建议我们买他的一个客户的公司的股票83Ms1A&NQcH#7&r

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So I bought 200 shares, as did my mom. We watched the stock go up to around $31 a share, and then drop again.

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所以我买了200股,我妈妈也买了TD#r)|Lc0;pL)M。我们看到股票上涨到每股31美元左右,然后又下跌了;PSpP9ciZp

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Then it would go back up and drop again.

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然后它又再次上升和下降IvM[~luJMjGevPcVh2

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My old accounting professor told the class that if we had a stock that performed that way,

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我以前的会计教授告诉班上的同学,如果我们有一只股票的表现是这样的,

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it probably would never go higher and we should dump it.

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它可能永远不会升得更高,我们应该卖掉它n,_|oH6B~^~Gu

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So that's why Mom and I sold our stock in Microsoft at under $31 a share.

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这就是为什么我和妈妈以每股不到31美元的价格卖掉了我们在微软的股票9k_tPC|),al

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I never look at what it is today because I don't want to be sick.

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我再也不看它现在的价格了,因为我不想生病m|^oj0mb7LTb4z|#

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FLY GENTLY. As my brother left to pilot B-17s in World War II, our worried mother told him to "fly low and slow."

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在第二次世界大战中,我哥哥离开家去驾驶B-17轰炸机时,我们忧心忡忡的母亲告诉他要“飞低点,飞慢点”q|5L)ygrv6qGq-@nZ8G)

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Terrible advice for a pilot leaving for war.

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对于一名即将奔赴战场的飞行员来说,这是个糟糕的建议R==r8,!4@XuZ@=

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BE A GODFATHER. "Be a Michael, not a Sonny."

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做一个教父hc;Min9Jh]&;,s&s。“做一个迈克尔,而不是桑尼@or)m9+6&n。”

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My mom gives me this advice every time I want to confront someone. How about I probably shouldn't behave like any member of the Mafia?!

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每次我想要面对别人的时候,我妈妈都会给我这个建议OjA^vxyNUGc]y.)wrVZ。我不要像黑手党的成员那样行事怎么样?!

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CHARGE IT. "Just open another credit card; it's free money."

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充电E4Uuq@nwPLhj%。“再办一张信用卡吧;它是免费的钱6g6D%Z1;Ry|G^niKQ。”

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That gem came from my friend, who is thousands of dollars in debt and has no idea she will eventually have to pay that off.

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这个真知来自我的朋友,她负债数千美元,不知道自己最终需要还清债务Oq8-0urY=I,~g4|lH

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Trying to instill a life lesson in our energetic young son,

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试图给我们精力充沛的小儿子灌输生活经验,

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I called out as he ran by, "When you are running with scissors, point them down!"

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当他跑过的时候,我叫道:“当你拿着剪刀跑的时候,尖端朝下!”

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His dad rejoined, "Or just don't run with scissors."

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他的爸爸反驳道:“要不就是别拿着剪刀跑2HXT|Tg!;zsNc|+k]4。”

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重点讲解

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1.light up 照亮

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That same year, we provided a10 horsepower steam engine with generator to light up the port of Shanghai.

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同年,我们出售的10马力蒸汽发动机和发电机,照亮了上海的港口i!K!Zq,#njr4l(!=

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2.in debt负债

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The survey claims loan companies prey on weak families already in debt.

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这项调查声称信贷公司专对那些已经负债的弱势家庭下手BbMyK-3X]|;@.M2~c@G

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3.pay off 还清

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It would take him the rest of his life to pay off that loan.

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他得用余生来还清那笔贷款~q!1R^lGMhr4s-C

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